D-League - Wrap It Up, B
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I grew up eating Premium. And I love a good Premium cracker. But my wife is a Zesta-terian...which pretty much makes me a Zesta-terian.
Do you mind if i have a drink of your tasty beverage to wash this cracker down?
Do you mind if i have a drink of your tasty beverage to wash this cracker down?
Funk's PlayDoh idea is sheer brilliance, a true "why didn't I think of that" ideaPotato Ole's FTMFWKook, sorry about your continued H2O problemsI would drink my own piss if I could use a reverse osmosis system. Saw a demo once where they poured wet concrete into an RO system and out came perfectly pure waterKook's reclined Kate pic was, shall we say, "inspiring"Wank band and Sexorade are pure goldI'm a Premium man myself
Premium. Not even close.
Just saw PM Benjamin Netanyahu's speech to the joint congress session. Brilliant, just brilliant. Foundational and current. FCC.
Just saw PM Benjamin Netanyahu's speech to the joint congress session. Brilliant, just brilliant. Foundational and current. FCC.
Water!!!!!! The ordeal is over. Frank Bocchino and the HotShot jumper cable thing worked in combination with the Jordanian plumbers torpedo heater thing with tent tarp.
My impacted feces will flow like wine.
Wife is so happy, I may get lucky tonight. (On a Tuesday no less.)
I will go back to my half-lurk posture and leave the D postings to the professionals. Thanks all for suggestions and humor.
My impacted feces will flow like wine.
Wife is so happy, I may get lucky tonight. (On a Tuesday no less.)
I will go back to my half-lurk posture and leave the D postings to the professionals. Thanks all for suggestions and humor.
A) Congrats on being able to reclaim your home throne!
B) I think I speak on behalf of the entire D-League Nation when I say you should stick around and keep posting in the D post WaterPipe-gate.
C.) I am personally interested in hearing more specifics about The Bocchino Effect. I assume the Jordanian plumber's tent was covering the POE area and that the salamander heater was used to heat that specific area. I would like to hear more specifics about the HotShot jumper cable deal. How was it hooked up? Was it attached in several different areas or just one? How many volts were flowing? Was anyone shocked? Were any worms or other subterranean dwelling animals harmed during the procedure?
Seriously though...I would like to hear the specifics. TIA
I can't say I've never eaten a Premium brand cracker, but I sure as hell have never purchased a box. Zesta all the way, and if you don't agree, then you can move to Canada, hippie. I want my crackers made by God-fearing elves in a gatdamm tree, or else I don't want 'em.
Regarding Kate, I was updating our record and ran across a couple of pics of her and Justin Verlander from a while back that I can't remember if I posted or not. Here's the first...
Well, this got me wondering what the scene looked like a few seconds before this one was snapped, i.e. as Kate was walking up. Knowing that Verlander is balding, and that Ms. Upton's uninhibited nature prolly means she's not afraid to go au naturale, I envision the pre-pic might have looked something like this...
Well, this got me wondering what the scene looked like a few seconds before this one was snapped, i.e. as Kate was walking up. Knowing that Verlander is balding, and that Ms. Upton's uninhibited nature prolly means she's not afraid to go au naturale, I envision the pre-pic might have looked something like this...
Nice, Mav.
The more shocking part of that pic is that that dork isn't walking/lying around 24 hours a day with a raging hard-on. I don't think I'd survive being with her. I'd have to contact a medical professional.
The more shocking part of that pic is that that dork isn't walking/lying around 24 hours a day with a raging hard-on. I don't think I'd survive being with her. I'd have to contact a medical professional.
I love 8 o'clock games (CENTRAL time, that is, the way time was meant to be measured) on Tuesdays. Why? The one thing wifey usually lets me do without hassling me is watch UK. Unfortunately, with the early game, a lot of times she wants to cuddle after it's over. Bummer.
However, with the late games she's usually asleep by the time they end (especially on Tuesdays cause I tape Justified and watch it immediately after the game). That means, of course, I can go straight to internet porn instead of cuddling after Justified -- and that's known as a win/win at Mav's house.
However, with the late games she's usually asleep by the time they end (especially on Tuesdays cause I tape Justified and watch it immediately after the game). That means, of course, I can go straight to internet porn instead of cuddling after Justified -- and that's known as a win/win at Mav's house.
Mav- I like 8 pm games too. 7 is too early, because I feel like I'm rushing. 9 is too late because it takes me about 1-2 hours for my energy to wear down. It's like going to bed high on crack. Hearts pumping, wondering how awesome the opposing coach will talk about us post-game. Wondering if there are any UK news media talking about how awesome we are. Who the eff can sleep with that going on in your mind?????
haha, I know what you mean. I have to wind down after games too and sometimes it takes a couple hours cause I'm replaying stuff in my head over and over, dwelling on bad calls, crap like that. hell, I still dwell on bad softball swings of mine from 10-15 years ago. i think i have a problem.
Yep, especially when you post 'em twice
(if I were gonna go to the trouble of making a dick wigglin stick figure I'd have given him a Holmesian penis, just sayin)
Yep, especially when you post 'em twice
(if I were gonna go to the trouble of making a dick wigglin stick figure I'd have given him a Holmesian penis, just sayin)
Boys, you wanted it , here it is - I give you, 'The Bocchino Effect' ...
It was a surgical dance of planned plumbing excellence.
Frank had a 4-hour window before the impending hail storm was to hit northern NJ. He and his apprentice (son) set up the HotShot 320. This device (see YouTube link attached) creates a pretty dangerous current out of copper or iron pipes by essentially hooking jumper cables to it. The pipes were prepped (wiped to bare metal) and Frank got an arc'ing good connection. He placed one clamp internally beyond meter and one beneath the sidewalk key valve. As mentioned, if the neighborhood dog walked by this unattended pole with live current and he lifted his leg to piss -it could've killed dog an Owner like the third rail of a subway track.
The Hot Shot 320 delivers 320 amps over a 75' stretch of pipe... I could be wrong but it's stated in the vid.
As the weather started to turn, Omar the wanderer showed up unexpectedly and wanted his heater back. Frank said come back later, 'we need it'. Like a baddass, he created a leantoo tent on the top of my paverlock 5' retaining wall and set up the construction heater underneath to blow on the lowest section of wall. This was approx 10:15. The HS 320 was only circuited up for about 30 minutes.
Omar told the wife it was a waste of time, and offered a temporary line to be installed from neighboring house for $2000. She said, thanks maybe later.
It started to snow. Frank's son tarped the sidewalk clamp and told wife that he would need to dismantle all of this stuff if snow persisted.
Our slop sink had one drip. I knew for a fact that sumobitch was bone dry last night. Condensation? Not likely, as there wasn't great temp shift inside. I told wife to watch that **** like a hawk.
I called her for update and overheard Omar back around 12:15, Frank and son discussing the heater. Wife said this isn't good. Weather started getting worse - sleet. Baby screaming.
10 minutes later. Got the call from happy, crying wife that we had a Texas-sized gusher! All systems go. Omar witnessed it.
Frank Bocchino plumbing-$1000. We have yet to receive invoice from the Jordanian. editors note: Omar told wife that he was happy for us. He took his heater and left.
The Hot Shot 320...the key to Bocchino Effect
It was a surgical dance of planned plumbing excellence.
Frank had a 4-hour window before the impending hail storm was to hit northern NJ. He and his apprentice (son) set up the HotShot 320. This device (see YouTube link attached) creates a pretty dangerous current out of copper or iron pipes by essentially hooking jumper cables to it. The pipes were prepped (wiped to bare metal) and Frank got an arc'ing good connection. He placed one clamp internally beyond meter and one beneath the sidewalk key valve. As mentioned, if the neighborhood dog walked by this unattended pole with live current and he lifted his leg to piss -it could've killed dog an Owner like the third rail of a subway track.
The Hot Shot 320 delivers 320 amps over a 75' stretch of pipe... I could be wrong but it's stated in the vid.
As the weather started to turn, Omar the wanderer showed up unexpectedly and wanted his heater back. Frank said come back later, 'we need it'. Like a baddass, he created a leantoo tent on the top of my paverlock 5' retaining wall and set up the construction heater underneath to blow on the lowest section of wall. This was approx 10:15. The HS 320 was only circuited up for about 30 minutes.
Omar told the wife it was a waste of time, and offered a temporary line to be installed from neighboring house for $2000. She said, thanks maybe later.
It started to snow. Frank's son tarped the sidewalk clamp and told wife that he would need to dismantle all of this stuff if snow persisted.
Our slop sink had one drip. I knew for a fact that sumobitch was bone dry last night. Condensation? Not likely, as there wasn't great temp shift inside. I told wife to watch that **** like a hawk.
I called her for update and overheard Omar back around 12:15, Frank and son discussing the heater. Wife said this isn't good. Weather started getting worse - sleet. Baby screaming.
10 minutes later. Got the call from happy, crying wife that we had a Texas-sized gusher! All systems go. Omar witnessed it.
Frank Bocchino plumbing-$1000. We have yet to receive invoice from the Jordanian. editors note: Omar told wife that he was happy for us. He took his heater and left.
The Hot Shot 320...the key to Bocchino Effect
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