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mashburned

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I will kickstart you a brand new baby holster so you and baby can look super cool. This is the first thing I've seen that has made me almost want a baby of my own. So badass and so practical.

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Originally posted by maverick1:


Originally posted by Mashburned:
I would also contribute to a Baby's First Drumset!!!!
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Mav, I think the shadow under the baby's nose makes that baby look like a young Hitler.

Mash- Damn, I'd get a reverse vasectomy if I could get a baby holster.
 
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Originally posted by Mashburned:
Lol keyboard shark.

Norm, I'll help fund your baby on my own terms. Like, I want your baby to be fly as hell, and represent the D with style, so I'll contribute funds towards a Baby Phat wardrobe collection.

I would also contribute to a Baby's First Drumset!!!! , but nothing that baby needs as a necessity, or anything educational, and whatnot.

Or a kickass wig for your newborn bald lil baby because they won't have hair yet, and why shouldn't they? Hair technology has come a long way. Your baby would like fly as hell with the right kind of hair piece.
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They do have an infant dose of rogaine but it does have drawbacks...

 
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Lol @55.

Mav - with all this chatter about post counts, I noticed that under your enormous count, it still says 28-0. But when I stare into those luscious hooters in the sig, they are updated to 29-0. Not harping, just thought I'd bring the inconsistency to your attention.
 
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Originally posted by Willy4UK:
Mav, I think the shadow under the baby's nose makes that baby look like a young Hitler.
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Either...


(even though he looks like a Hitler/Alfalfa hybrid, you just know he's wigging out to some speed-death metal)

or...

(der enfant Fuhrer himself)
 
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mashburned

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Do you realize how much baby *** your baby would get if he had a beard like that!! Wow.

Or if it's a girl, get her "enhanced" girly pampers that give her a backside like Beyonce or nicki minaj. Fake behinds are all the rage right now. Don't want your baby to start life without a bangin backside, imho.
 
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Kaizer Sosay

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Congrats, funkycat. That's all i gots fer ya though. No card. No flowers. Just a really, really sincere atta boy.


#Team Alfalfa Hilter
 
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maverick1_rivals376538

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Originally posted by UKGrad93:
But when I stare into those luscious hooters in the sig, they are updated to 29-0. Not harping, just thought I'd bring the inconsistency to your attention.
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Brother I don't look at it as harping at all. Instead, I appreciate the heads up.

Oh, btw,
@ "gestating an elephant"
 
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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
Congrats, funkycat. That's all i gots fer ya though. No card. No flowers. Just a really, really sincere atta boy.
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Kaiz, dude, buddy, compadre, looks like we're in a neck and neck race for reaching our respective 1,000-multiple milestone post. Good luck.













note: I'm not above cheating my *** off to win
 
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Originally posted by Mashburned:
I will kickstart you a brand new baby holster so you and baby can look super cool. This is the first thing I've seen that has made me almost want a baby of my own. So badass and so practical.

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Man, i woulda loved to have had one of those things when the kaizerettes were little tikes. Especially if there is a normal size holster on the other side for a 9mm. Then you could be packing heat and little feet all at the same time. Brilliant!
 
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Congrats to ya Norm. Is this your first? Hope all is well. Last countdown for you was the Bar. Now we look for you and with you to August. Yeah!

Also, congrats to fun for 15K. Are you telling me you didn't get the edible basket I sent. Crap.

Willy my man. What's up? FCC.
 
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Thanks for the congrats. It wasn't as good as the BBQ/Feerfest at the Strip Club we had in Mav's 15K honor (which we conveniently 'forgot' to invite him to) but it'll do.

I do like sunflowers, doh.

Heard a revelation at my church (no pun intended) that you don't have to take math classes if you go to Bible College. Huh?????????? That hurts my brain. Preacher was going over what 'tithe' meant for the billionth time and told us that kind of stuff was hard fro him since he hadn't taken math since high school. W. T. F? Still love him, even if he's a bit of a doofus.

Best part of teaching besides June, July and part of August, (and reaching young minds or whatever) is the fact that my work is mostly done at 2:25. That's absurd when I think of some of my friends' schedules. Gotta get up early, tough.
 
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HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIF... wait, WHAT?????
Originally posted by funKYcat75:
It wasn't as good as the BBQ/Feerfest at the Strip Club we had in Mav's 15K honor (which we conveniently 'forgot' to invite him to)
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@ Mav.

Obviously I need to brush up on my Sun Tzu...


'He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.'



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Originally posted by maverick1:
Still in line. I love how Sonic is re-defining fast-food to, you know, make it not so fast.
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You mean, waiting for those two homos that hang out in the drive-thru line. (made me laugh when Daniel Tosh said that)

If they'd just shut up, everyone would get their food in a timely manner.
 
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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:
@ Mav.

Obviously I need to brush up on my Sun Tzu...


'He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them.'
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I kinda sand-bagged ya cause I knew I had about 40 min to do nothin but hit F5/confirm resubmission to all those "." posts in the test board thread.
 
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Originally posted by maverick1:
HOUSTON, WE HAVE LIF... wait, WHAT?????
Originally posted by funKYcat75:
It wasn't as good as the BBQ/Feerfest at the Strip Club we had in Mav's 15K honor (which we conveniently 'forgot' to invite him to)
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Well if it makes you feel any better...we did make several toasts in your honor. Well, one toast. IIRC I think donfather made a toast about something or other pertaining to you.
 
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Originally posted by Kaizer Sosay:

Originally posted by Mashburned:
I will kickstart you a brand new baby holster so you and baby can look super cool. This is the first thing I've seen that has made me almost want a baby of my own. So badass and so practical.

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Man, i woulda loved to have had one of those things when the kaizerettes were little tikes. Especially if there is a normal size holster on the other side for a 9mm. Then you could be packing heat and little feet all at the same time. Brilliant!
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Even tho I never had kids, THAT would be enough to tip the scales.

This post isn't as legendary as Kooky's or Mav's...but here we go. 3 am in the morning. Wake up in a cold sweat. I have an irregular heartbeat so anything that happens that interrupts my sleep I take serious. Feel a bit nauseous, but that has happened before. THEN, the projectile vomiting begins. I mean I had no chance in Hades to get to my bathroom. My whole damn bed is covered in puke. So all I can do is strip the bed and get fresh sheets and a couple of towels to serve as my bedspread. Leave a message with my boss that I'm taking a sick day. Since she doesn't want me to retire in September, there is no problem with me calling in like that. Bad thing is, after the projectile vomiting, I feel fine.

Sooo....I actually get back to sleep. Get up at 7. I know my bedspread won't fit in the washers at my apartment, so it's off to the laundromat. It's me, the Oriental lady (I'm guessing Chinese) that runs the place, and a Mexican lady with her hijo in tow. Mexican lady has her cell phone glued to her ear THE. ENTIRE. TIME. She took her clothes out the washer, went thru the drying cycle, and folded her clothes without ONCE disconnecting her call. The little boy amused himself with his toy car, which was a blessing to me, because the last thing I needed was a crying/whining child.

Then, Gay Guy shows up (not that anything is wrong with that). Since I am male and don't look totally repulsive, he gives me a ping with his gaydar. My force field repels the ping, so he turns his attention to the Oriental lady. If there was a way to make "I forgot my laundry soap" more dramatic, I don't want to hear it! The Oriental lady chuckles and tells me "Oh, that guy! He does it all the time."

Now I only go to the laundromat every month or so, so I'm not a regular there. Mrs Oriental (yeah she's married) isn't bad looking to be close to 40 (she has pix of her teenage daughters on her desk, so I'm guessing her age). I'd flirt with her, but the poor girl has NOTHING up top and not much as far as the backside goes. Her wearing a bra would be a sick joke...or just plain delusional!

And Gay Guy returns, with his laundry soap. The Mexican lady is done, and her cell is still glued to her ear. As she departs, GG looks in my direction, hopefully to start a conversation or something. That ain't happening. Then, two older ladies show up, and they must be regulars since Gay Guy immediately starts talking to them like they're old friends. Since this is my opportunity to escape with my freshly laundered bedspread, I do just that!
 
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Originally posted by GhostVol:

... 3 am in the morning....

... this is my opportunity to escape with my freshly laundered bedspread, I do just that!
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excellent story Ghost, even without any lesbian conquests.
 
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Hope you feel better, ghost.

Thought the mexican lady was going to get with the gay guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) and "do the laundry"...and change his status. Or that the mexican lady was gonna hook up with the other two old birds for a 3-way laundromat lesbo-rama. Interesting story though. Glad I don't have to visit the local laundromat. Don't even know where it is.










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When I first click on the thread, Mav's girl is full screen. Today, it happened and that girl's eyes were full screen and kinda messed me up there for a bit.

Got snow coming Willy for Wednesday then followed by a -2 degrees. Waahhh hoo. We've had snow on the ground for I think 3 weeks. Crazy. Where forth art thou Spring? Thou hidest from thy people or some kinda king james stuff. Really. FCC.


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Ghost - that laundry mat story sounds like a sitcom setup. I kept waiting for the part where you used a washing machine or dryer just after a hot chick had removed her laundry (except for a pair of lacy panties). It would have been a great setup.

I think that baby holster should have a bottle holster on the other side.

@Maverick jacking up his post count. And actually, in his countdown, he forgot number 4.

Speaking of Sonic - the town I grew up in had one. Seems like my mom took us once and the deal was supposed to be waitresses on roller skates. I don't know if they really did that or not. They had a manager for a while that used to come hang out at my dads shop some. He was a good guy. Short dude from New York. Had to be weird for him living in Podunk, KY.

Sonic in my current town shut down after it was flooded in 08. I liked the chili dogs & tater tots. Their icecream is pretty good too. Too bad it never came back, but at least it has been made into a Dunkin Donuts now.

Eval time at work. Seems like a pointless waste of time. I've got a few requests to provide comments about co-workers. I sorta feel like I show up & do my stuff, they do their stuff. Stuff gets done & the internet gets read. What more is there?
 
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