Darwin award nominations are closed for the rest of 2014

[thatsbaseball]

[h=2]Authorities report that Rap artist Andre Johnson cut off his own penis then jumped off the second floor of his apartment building in an apparent suicide bid. He survived the attempt, however, and is in serious condition at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.[/h]

 

[PBRME]

You left out the part where he sautéed his penis with onions and garlic.

 

[rabiddawg]

Schizophrenia. Most who suffer from this disease believe that demons and or God manifest themselves in the genitals or lower GI tract.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Should have thrown in a pack of hotdog buns

forget Darwin, just Sick MFker.

 

[Philly Dawg]

I don't usually think of Darwin Awards for things like this, where there is clearly mental illness or drug addition or both. The Darwin Award goes to the guy who accidentally kills himself trying to commit insurance fraud or something like that.

 

[MSUDawg25]

I'm sure he was completely sober. PCP, or synthetic drugs (bath salts, spice).

I'm gonna take this moment to warn people who aren't aware. Lock if you must. New drugs like spice, bath salts, and the many numerous experimental chemicals that are unnamed are WAY more dangerous than any drug that you may hear about in any after school special. I work in biomedical research, specifically with long term effects of street drugs. We know what cocaine, heroine, marijuana, MDMA, etc, do to your body. We have no idea what all these new drugs do to your body. Your body is in a delicate balance at all times. You can kill yourself by drinking too much water. Care for yourself. You might be the drunk ******* that cures cancer one day.

 

[WrapItDog]

No more poontang for a Wu-Tang

 

[Shmuley]

Andre No-Johnson.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I can only laugh!

Ha ha ha ha ha.