Dating single parents...

[LineSkiCat14]

Whoa Whoa Whoa..

The problem isn't that some of us can't get non-moms.. the problem is that some of us just can't say "no". Just because you're smart and turn down mom snatch doesn't mean we're inept.. Just means we will literally put our dicks in anything that feels even moderately decent.

 

[mrhotdice]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

my own kids wear me out...i sure as hell aint putting up with **** from someone else's.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

Or I could just continue to make boatloads of money here. /GYERO

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Currently dating a smoke show 21 year old 13 years my junior....not bad. I will continue to date her.

I am gonna laugh my *** off when she demands you move to Newark with her and you start posting in here what a great idea that is and how your life is going to be so different.

 

[Moopyj]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

I'm thinking Thailand American women are vicious

 

[Hank Camacho]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

I'm enjoying not getting HIV and living in a second world nation.

Thanks though.

 

[LineSkiCat14]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

 

[MudererofCrows]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

Creepy mail order bride type ****.

Hard pass.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Creepy mail order bride type ****.

Hard pass.

How utterly miserable does that sound?

I mean, I get that nailing some hot young brown girls is fun. Trust me, I get that. But on the whole, that is a pretty disgusting life choice if the only reason you do it is because you can't get laid in America.

 

[MudererofCrows]

How utterly miserable does that sound?

I mean, I get that nailing some hot young brown girls is fun. Trust me, I get that. But on the whole, that is a pretty disgusting life choice if the only reason you do it is because you can't get laid in America.

If you got some bank and can't get laid in America and have to scour some remote village in Laos for 'tang you got some issues.

I mean Jesus Christ that's what strip clubs were invented for.

 

[MudererofCrows]

Pretty much how I imagine Hot Dice and his bros rolling

 

[mrhotdice]

How utterly miserable does that sound?

I mean, I get that nailing some hot young brown girls is fun. Trust me, I get that. But on the whole, that is a pretty disgusting life choice if the only reason you do it is because you can't get laid in America.

True but their are many utterly miserable men still in USA which the responses on Paddock prove every day. Haha

 

[Moopyj]

True but their are many utterly miserable men still in USA which the responses on Paddock prove every day. Haha

I want to visit bang kwang too. Not permanently but appreciate the heads up on Thai women dude I've read that Columbian women like white men too so well see

 

[Mike-D]

Just met a crazy 25 year old single mom from Tinder. (I'm 33.)

Nothing earth shattering. She did blow D on the first date. That's a winner.

 

[Moopyj]

Pretty much how I imagine Hot Dice and his bros rolling

That's better communication that dealing with American women. Just cut to the damn chase

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Just met a crazy 25 year old single mom from Tinder. (I'm 33.)

Nothing earth shattering. She did blow D on the first date. That's a winner.

How in the name of hell does somebody get a BJ but not hit it? When mine comes out it is going in at some point, and that is that. If she in any way touches it then that is a blanket "yes" for everything else. I am not satisfied with just peripheral ****. I got to be in there.

 

[Hank Camacho]

I like BJs up until I was 19 - nowadays that's a disappointment.

What?

 

[warrior-cat]

ugly

But happy.

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

What?

Run time error.

 

[starchief]

If you are single and want a beautiful single women 15-20 years younger than yourself you must get out of the USA and move to C. America, Philippines or Thailand. My three best friends from US all moved overseas and are now living the life of a King.

I used to work with a guy who got himself a new Philipina wife about every five years. Ordered them right out of a catalog. I saw the catalog. He would get a fresh young attractive woman and she got citizenship.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

How in the name of hell does somebody get a BJ but not hit it? When mine comes out it is going in at some point, and that is that. If she in any way touches it then that is a blanket "yes" for everything else. I am not satisfied with just peripheral ****. I got to be in there.

It's a process. Unless she's a single desperate milf getting a hummer on the first date is perfect. You pay for her damn spaghetti and after she slurps that she slups you. It's tough going in on the first date to try and score more than a kiss. I've managed to score a bj and a lay after taking a milf to Mcds it was the best 2 bucks I ever spent. The only thing bad is he met her on tinder and if she is giving out bjs on the first date imagine the nasty **** she's done to other guys on the first date. She obviously ain't marriage material

 

[Wall2Boogie]

If trump shuts down the borders does this cut off mail order brides as well? I imagine the George costsnzas of the world will have a problem with that

 

[Wall2Boogie]

What?

Wesley must be some kind of special douche. Any guy that says they don't like bjs probably gets bossed around and told to go by enough tampons for him and his gf. By far the best thing in the world.

 

[Laparkafan]

Wesley must be some kind of special douche. Any guy that says they don't like bjs probably gets bossed around and told to go by enough tampons for him and his gf. By far the best thing in the world.

Reading comprehension would be your friend...blowjobs are cool when you're 19...like one of the posters above said above nowadays it's sex or anything less is just settling.

You must be some special message board douchebag bully so carry on with your super witty comeback that will pop up in an hour or however long it takes you to come up with it.

 

[Moopyj]

Reading comprehension would be your friend...blowjobs are cool when you're 19...like one of the posters above said above nowadays it's sex or anything less is just settling.

You must be some special message board douchebag bully so carry on with your super witty comeback that will pop up in an hour or however long it takes you to come up with it.

#blowjobsmatter

 

[LordEgg_rivals16573]

If I ever outgrow getting blowjobs, well...****, I guess just, you know what...I'll never outgrow that.

 

[Hank Camacho]

If I ever outgrow getting blowjobs, well...****, I guess just, you know what...I'll never outgrow that.

Yeah.

WTF?

 

[GrandePdre]

...blowjobs are cool when you're 19...like one of the posters above said above nowadays it's sex or anything less is just settling.

 

[RUPPsRevenge1]

Single mothers and women that smoke are two groups you can't miss on. If you fin a single mother that smokes, even better chance.

 

[awf]

Is 2 chicks at the same time nuts because that's what you're potentially ruling out.

I would read a book about dating single mommas if w2b wrote it. Seems knowledgable.

What if you get a divorced momma and a divorced step daughter momma under the same roof?!!!

I am old, but I think they call that a threesome.......

 

[awf]

If anyone drills my old lady when I leave her, just know that she's actually awesome. It's me that's the *******, so you're good to go.

Also the kids are excellent too. Don't even know how they're a part of me. Weird.

Enjoy my wife and kids if it comes to it.

Sounds like you are making a what if list....?

 

[ZakkW]

Geez, why spend time and money dating single moms when they are plenty of wives with beta cuck husbands just wanting to get pounded? Find one, give her the alpha dominant treatment she needs, send her back home to cuck husband and watch sports on TV the rest of the evening. IMO.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

Yeah, if only m-u-r-d-e-r wasn't a thing then you'd be onto something.

 

[WonderBraa]

I can't believe what I'm reading. Blowjobs are always amazing.

 

[DSmith21]

I can't believe what I'm reading. Blowjobs are always amazing.

I agree with you 99%. Any night that I get a decent BJ is a winner. The only time that I would disagree are those few times where the chick is willing but her technique is really bad.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

I agree with you 99%. Any night that I get a decent BJ is a winner. The only time that I would disagree are those few times where the chick is willing but her technique is really bad.

Teeth.

 

[Phil McKracken]

Up until this point, NO ONE in this thread has had a BJ since 4th of July.

 

[Supreme Lord Z]

BJ is fine... just have to follow it up with wrecking it otherwise I am not fully satisfied.

 

[Hank Camacho]

I agree with you 99%. Any night that I get a decent BJ is a winner. The only time that I would disagree are those few times where the chick is willing but her technique is really bad.

Eh. It is like pizza. Even when it is bad, it is still pretty good.