Dawgstudent got his wish tonight.

Original48

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We met at the Northeast Courthouse for our tennis confrontation brought on by my assertion on an earlier thread that I had not played tennis in 15 years but could whip his ***. He said I would not take 2 games off him. He let me know at the last minute the time and place and that tonight was THE ONLY night we could play. I was late to the match, had the wrong shoes (I am more familiar with clay and rubico and we were playing on a hardcourt) and the net height did not meet specifications in my opinion. Also, Dawgstudent wore this rediculous red, white and blue headband and gold figaro bracelets. A little distracting. Then Extreme shows up and starts touting his free checking and mortage rates and says the loser should buy the winner dinner and should also buy him dinner. Also, I spent all day Sunday drilling out weep holes in a retaining wall my neighbor and I had built around his pool. This was not the ideal situation for a good outcome. However, I prevailed, 6-4, 6-2.

Now, wipe your eyes patdog and quit sobbing. None of the above is true except the part about DS's headband and Extreme. We hit the court at 6pm and I was in my car at 6:57. 6-1, 6-0...Dawgstudent. I honestly can't remember winning that 1 game and in the second set I kept thinking about how glad I was my family wasn't there. I feel like that French swimmer that shot his mouth off, except I never had a lead.
 

dawgstudent

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is my fatass is not even sore.

And I will let you keep the story about my headband.
 

HD6

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and not a baseball cap, as seen in this now famous photo of him with the Stallion circa 10 days ago?

 

BigMotherTucker

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I always miss the good stuff. Id fark it but the joke has gone cold. I kinda envision an old Mcenroe pic with the headband and porn fro with the Dons face shopped in.

/eah... By the time I got home to fark it the humor would have been lost.
 

saddawg

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That is Mel, short for Melanoma, whose one generation removed from Ireland, milky white skin, can't take the sun.

He is an unusual mole waiting to happen.
 

DerHntr

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believe it was them. especially if there were 5 or so empty corndog sticks lying around their fries.