Dayum!!

[phillydawg]

Imagine waking up with this dude waitin' on ya!

To make it sports related-gator hunting is legal in Miss.

 

[davatron]

Precinct 3 officer Darryl Stasher said officers were able to extract the alligator from underneath the car by poking it with a broom.

That's fine police work right there.

 

[XUglow]

The NBA said the gator was only 6'10".

 

[Henry Kissinger]

i'm glad we hired steven irwin for police training before he was stingray-ed

 

[Henry Kissinger]

plus i've seen him play and he has no wingspan

 

[Fletch Fletcher]

Go Gator

 

[DerHntr]

very large gun.

damn.

 

[SLUdog]

that is one reason.

 

[DerHntr]

i don't miss mosquitos the size of moths either</p>

 

[Todd4State]

all you would have to do it call Landry's at Union Station and they would probably know what to do with it.

Mmmmmmmm......gator bites

 

[FlabLoser]

...and could return in 30-40 days...WTF

 

[gptdawg]

Mosquitos in the delta were so big they could screw a turkey standing flatfooted

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

and was bit. He's freaking out hoping not to die.

 

[msudawg12]

Now the family has something to look forward to in a month. I hope there are no small children in that neighborhood</p>