DDDY 2009: Dustin Dawg Brings Home The Title!

[615dawg]

In an epic championship battle, Dustin Dawg narrowedly defeated top seeded Ron Polk 72-70 for the 2009 Derek Dunn Douchebag of the Year Award.

All three winners of this award have been actual Six Pack posters, although this is the closest that a non-poster has ever come to winning. Turns out that threatening to kick someone's *** and not showing up is more douchebag than ruining our baseball program, taking your team and going home, or simply being Coach34.

"Photos" of Dustin, so that he may be enshrined with Derek and PJ are being sought in the replies below. Congratulations Dustin Dawg from Columbus, Mississippi - you are the ultimate douchebag.

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[Center Z]

If someone would have voted for Polk instead of DustinDawg, it would have been a tie. What then? A sudden death playoff? Coin flip?

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Protests at SPS!!!

 

[615dawg]

A douchebag overtime, if you will.</p>

 

[jmbeck]

That fact alone is what tipped the scales to DustinDawg's favor for me.

Obviously, the asshattedry of Polk is insurmountable. But he spread his ******** for the world. DustinDawg is for our enjoyment only. Well, and everyone that actually knows him.

 

[gtowndawg]

there's something to be said for the winner always being an actual poster.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

I think that would have to wait until at least 2014 to have the clashes of the champions.</p>

 

[Todd4State]

And I'm sure that there are some people that post on here that are from Columbus. I was a student teacher at New Hope. It was a good experience overall. I like Columbus, I want to like Columbus. I'm sure it's a good place to raise a family and the people are God-fearing. The W is there, and there are women there, and lesbians to- possibly even some that are hot enough to let you watch them make out. (Not likely, but I'm on a roll here).

But that said- the people in Columbus in general are bat **** crazy. And it pains me to say that. I don't know if it's something in the Tombigbee. I don't know if it's the abnormally high levels of estrogen at the W. Maybe it's some supernatural force at Tennessee Williams house. I don't know.

A lot of the people from Columbus act just like DestinDawg. They're the people in the stands that get pissed off if you dare say something like "Tray Rutland sucks" and then while wearing rocking their John 3:16 t-shirt threaten to kick your ***. Or as in the case of DestinDawg, they make a stupid comment, get offended and then decide to threaten someone on the Internet after they get made fun of.

There are more examples- the Stacy Hester incident. Let's face it, if Hester is coaching at Madison Central, we're looking the other way. And while yet again, I will not defend the incident with the choking, the fact remains this was started because a woman didn't like the way he talked to a player.

Gene is from Caledonia. Let's be honest he's not stable and is at best on a good day disturbing.

The people that sit behind me at the football games at State are from Columbus. Trust me- not real stable.

And now DestinDawg.

(Also apologies to the posters on here from Columbus, re-read the part about where I like Columbus)

 

[HD6]

I was OK with the idea of Polk winning for his actions, but a poster not named Coach34 wins? Seriously? What a joke. DustinDawg posted here for a month, tops. We will be dealing with Coach's ******** until the end of days.

This award officially sucks.

 

[Stansfield]

!!

 

[615dawg]

All of the winners have only posted for two or three weeks. In the case of PJ, he was run off in about four days.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

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[DawgNDCity]

to hanging chads.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

If we gave him the award, he would rest on his laurels. With another year of him not winning, we have all sorts of douchiness to look forward to. I am personally waiting for him to tell us about chastising his son's godfather because he doesn't believe Kodi Augustus is the best looking basketball player of all time.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

(and thus becoming unbanned) probably hurt him in the tournament. It lowered his seeding and affected his chances to win. </p>

 

[Coach34]

I was OK with the idea of Polk winning for his actions, but a poster not named Coach34 wins? Seriously? What a joke. DustinDawg posted here for a month, tops. We will be dealing with Coach's ******** until the end of days.

This award officially sucks.

with Lemoyne-Owen to play at UCLA really has you bitter huh? You can still eat pretzels and nachos that night and pretend you are in the Hump

 

[FlabLoser]

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[dawgstudent]

anyone that dares cross me is pretty much a guaranteed winner.