DDDY 2009: First Round Voting Inside! LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!!

615dawg

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Here's how this will work. So not to clutter up the main board with a bunch of polls and piss off anyone that doesn't want to participate, I am creating the actual polls on another board and linking them in this type of post. Respond to this post with comments about the matchups, or more supporting info for voters on the fence. Each round will be open for about at least four days, so you really only have to check once a week. Your participation is key in seeing who will join Derek and PJ in winning this prestigious award.

Schedule
First Round Voting begins today and runs through Monday, June 1
Second Round Voting begins Tuesday, June 2 and runs through Friday June 5
Semifinal Voting runs from Monday, June 8 through Friday, June 12
Finals Voting runs from Sunday, June 14 through Thursday, June 18

The winner will be announced on the greatest day in SPS lore, Friday, June 19. Yes, that is <redacted> Day.

And now, the matchups.

(8) Coach34 vs. (9) Ole Miss Grad
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24690

Anyone that knows the Pack knows the douchebaggery that is Coach34. The champion of the Regular MSU Poster Conference, Coach 34 is a force in douchebaggery. Whether its constant Stansbury bashing, advocating playing home games with no returns, or starting an MSU-related argument while awaiting the birth of his son, Peaches knows douchebaggery.

Did you know that Ole Miss fired Tommy Tuberville before he was hired at Auburn? Then you know Ole Miss Grad. Possibly underseeded, Ole Miss Grad is also considered a douche on his home board, NAFOOM.

(5) Destin Bob vs. (12) Pat Patterson
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24691

Destin Bob had many great moments in douchebaggery this year. Whether it was preaching that Kennedy has passed Stansbury, claiming the spring game wasn't free admission, or getting in on the Cohen treats his players badly bandwagon (he talked to them, you know), Destin Bob is definitely a darkhorse for the Final Four.

The lone rep from the Douchebag Recruit Conference, Noxubee County WR Pat Patterson enters as a formidable 12-seed. First, he was coming to MSU, then the offense sucked so he wasn't coming to MSU, he was going to Auburn or USM. A new coach revitalizes the offensive outlook and he's coming to MSU, then he's undecided, then he's going to Alabama, then he's undecided, then he signs with Ole Miss. Douchebag.

(6) Brad Krayer vs. (11) Andy Kennedy
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24692


Was Brad Krayer real? He jumped on the scene as an anonymous informant, predicting correctly that Croom would be let go after the Ole Miss game. But success would quickly part during the coaching search, when Krayer says that Tommy West would be the next coach at MSU. Ironically, Brad also predicted that fellow douchebag Pat Patterson would sign with MSU, done deal. Krayers sent.

Forget the fact that while a highly touted recruit, Ole Miss basketball coach Andy Kennedy had his *** kicked at an MSU fraternity party. Sans top-seed Ron Polk, Andy Kennedy may have had the biggest single moment of douchebaggery in the field. It was, in fact, an international incident.

(7) Louisiana Tech vs. (10) PokeMyStar
Vote Here:
[url]http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24693?f=1[/url]

Louisiana Tech, the poster, not the commuter school in north Louisiana. Coming from the random opposing team douchebag league (the same league that produced last year's champion), Louisiana Tech, the poster epitomized douchebaggery in the weeks leading up to the football season opener. Leading up to the game, MSU couldn't compete in the WAC, MSU was an inferior school (ACT smack), etc. Of course, Croom lost to these pussies and the douchebaggery continued. Dude even made a return to let us know that we weren't getting his coach.

PokeMyStar was a late bloomer. Some think as Pokey to Cohen as Coach34 is to Stansbury. Nick Routt is transferring to Maryland. And of course, he gives Cohen an F this season. Pokey knows more about what goes on in the dugout than you.
 

615dawg

All-Conference
Jun 4, 2007
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Here's how this will work. So not to clutter up the main board with a bunch of polls and piss off anyone that doesn't want to participate, I am creating the actual polls on another board and linking them in this type of post. Respond to this post with comments about the matchups, or more supporting info for voters on the fence. Each round will be open for about at least four days, so you really only have to check once a week. Your participation is key in seeing who will join Derek and PJ in winning this prestigious award.

Schedule
First Round Voting begins today and runs through Monday, June 1
Second Round Voting begins Tuesday, June 2 and runs through Friday June 5
Semifinal Voting runs from Monday, June 8 through Friday, June 12
Finals Voting runs from Sunday, June 14 through Thursday, June 18

The winner will be announced on the greatest day in SPS lore, Friday, June 19. Yes, that is <redacted> Day.

And now, the matchups.

(8) Coach34 vs. (9) Ole Miss Grad
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24690

Anyone that knows the Pack knows the douchebaggery that is Coach34. The champion of the Regular MSU Poster Conference, Coach 34 is a force in douchebaggery. Whether its constant Stansbury bashing, advocating playing home games with no returns, or starting an MSU-related argument while awaiting the birth of his son, Peaches knows douchebaggery.

Did you know that Ole Miss fired Tommy Tuberville before he was hired at Auburn? Then you know Ole Miss Grad. Possibly underseeded, Ole Miss Grad is also considered a douche on his home board, NAFOOM.

(5) Destin Bob vs. (12) Pat Patterson
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24691

Destin Bob had many great moments in douchebaggery this year. Whether it was preaching that Kennedy has passed Stansbury, claiming the spring game wasn't free admission, or getting in on the Cohen treats his players badly bandwagon (he talked to them, you know), Destin Bob is definitely a darkhorse for the Final Four.

The lone rep from the Douchebag Recruit Conference, Noxubee County WR Pat Patterson enters as a formidable 12-seed. First, he was coming to MSU, then the offense sucked so he wasn't coming to MSU, he was going to Auburn or USM. A new coach revitalizes the offensive outlook and he's coming to MSU, then he's undecided, then he's going to Alabama, then he's undecided, then he signs with Ole Miss. Douchebag.

(6) Brad Krayer vs. (11) Andy Kennedy
Vote Here: http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24692


Was Brad Krayer real? He jumped on the scene as an anonymous informant, predicting correctly that Croom would be let go after the Ole Miss game. But success would quickly part during the coaching search, when Krayer says that Tommy West would be the next coach at MSU. Ironically, Brad also predicted that fellow douchebag Pat Patterson would sign with MSU, done deal. Krayers sent.

Forget the fact that while a highly touted recruit, Ole Miss basketball coach Andy Kennedy had his *** kicked at an MSU fraternity party. Sans top-seed Ron Polk, Andy Kennedy may have had the biggest single moment of douchebaggery in the field. It was, in fact, an international incident.

(7) Louisiana Tech vs. (10) PokeMyStar
Vote Here:
[url]http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24693?f=1[/url]

Louisiana Tech, the poster, not the commuter school in north Louisiana. Coming from the random opposing team douchebag league (the same league that produced last year's champion), Louisiana Tech, the poster epitomized douchebaggery in the weeks leading up to the football season opener. Leading up to the game, MSU couldn't compete in the WAC, MSU was an inferior school (ACT smack), etc. Of course, Croom lost to these pussies and the douchebaggery continued. Dude even made a return to let us know that we weren't getting his coach.

PokeMyStar was a late bloomer. Some think as Pokey to Cohen as Coach34 is to Stansbury. Nick Routt is transferring to Maryland. And of course, he gives Cohen an F this season. Pokey knows more about what goes on in the dugout than you.
 

Maroon Eagle

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patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
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Like Stansbury a few times, you were the victim of a bad draw in the tournament. I had to go with OleMissGrad. With a better draw next year, I promise I'll vote for you though.
 

Smooot2

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patdog said:
Like Stansbury a few times, you were the victim of a bad draw in the tournament. I had to go with OleMissGrad. With a better draw next year, I promise I'll vote for you though.
asdf
 

8dog

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Feb 23, 2008
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I can't see anyone taking him down.

"Did you know that Ole Miss fired Tommy Tuberville before he was hired at Auburn? Then you know Ole Miss Grad."

Hilarious.
 

Center Z

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Sep 4, 2006
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That was fun going through all that stuff again. Let the Douche Madness begin.
 

hotdigitydog

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Better watch out for the 5/12 matchup.......I'm gonna call it now.........Pat Patterson upsets Destin Bob.........

I also think the 6/11 match up is a goodn.....I think the lower seed (Kennedy) wins again....</p>
 

Maroon Eagle

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I voted mostly for the favorites because I thought they had a more sustained level of suckess than their opponents. The only underdog I voted for was the 10-seed.
 

8dog

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changed usernames at least once after being banned. To me, that is the ultimate in message board doucheness.
 

615dawg

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When I started it I didn't think it would take that long. I looked up and it had been 45 minutes.

In the spirit of douchebaggery: "Its good to be the boss."

I agree with the fact that the 5-12 matchup could be an upset. That's because there is so much parity in douchebaggery.

Coach34 was in a weak conference, thus is low seed. I admit OleMissGrad may be seeded a bit low, but that happens you know. That's a great matchup to take on the top seed in the second round.
PokeMyStar's late run was good enough for a bid, but a 10 seed. If PokeMyStar would have been posting like that the entire year, he could have earned a top 4 seed
Rebel Chuck and his red pants got a bye as the 4 seed. The red pants are that douchebag.
There were times this year when Brad Krayer was a shoe-in for the three seed, but other douchebags simply passed him up late. Andy Kennedy had a strong case, but his douchebaggery did not really concern MSU, thus the low seed.
 

dawgstudent

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Apr 15, 2003
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Apparently, 615dawg decided not to display the results until the poll closes.

Edit to say - it was closed. I reopened it. No idea why it was closed but if it needs to be closed, 615dawg needs to let us know.
 

cowbell9

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Nov 15, 2005
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...was running away with it (rightfully so) and they closed the poll. Prolly didnt have the counter set high enough and all the omgrad votes broke it.
 

615dawg

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I did make it where the results did not show until the poll finished. Thought it would be more fun that way. I can't even find a way to backend see the results.</p>
 
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OleMissGradLaughsAtCowbell9

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cowbell9 said:
...was running away with it (rightfully so) and they closed the poll. Prolly didnt have the counter set high enough and all the omgrad votes broke it.
if you pay HD6 more money, he'll let you vote more than once.

I can't wait to win the trophy.
 

cowbell9

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...I am sooooo awsome that my one vote counts as 50. I cancell out you and all your mcdonalds colleagues.</p>