DDDY 2009: Second Round Voting Inside! Polls Open Early

615dawg

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In the race to the 2009 Derek Dunn Douchebag of the Year, there has been a kink in the plan. A meeting has come up that will keep me from posting Tuesday - so I'm posting the matchups and polls ONE DAY EARLIER! Polls will end on Friday afternoon. We had over 650 votes in the first round, here are the second round matchups.

(8) Coach34 vs. (1) Ron Polk
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[url]http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=24810[/url]

There is no denying that Coach34 is a powerhouse in douchebaggery. Whether for real or an act, Peaches is the biggest MSU fan douchebag on this board. Whether its constant Stansbury bashing, advocating playing home games with no returns, or <font color="#000000">starting an MSU-related argument while awaiting the birth of his son</font>, he's just a douchebag. Coach34 advanced to this round with a solid win over Ole Miss Grad, and that's saying something.

Where do you start with Ron Polk? Take his name off the stadium? Maybe it was his over-inflated ego? At any rate, the second departure of Ron Polk at Mississippi State made for a solid month of douchebaggery. Even random people that have nothing to do with MSU saw it. No question that Ron earned the top seed after being slapped in the face and punched in the stomach.

(5) Destin Bob vs. (4) Rebel Chuck
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Destin Bob set a DDDY record with 117 votes in his first round matchup with Pat Patterson. While Destin has not been seen around here lately (trying to get spring game <font color="#000000">admission</font> refund?), there's no doubt that Bob still lurks around.

Rebel Chuck makes us laugh. Maybe its his drunken posts on the Pack. The fact that he knows he's a douche, or the stereotypical crap he spews. Maybe its the fact that he was in the NAFOOM Final Four. Nah, its the red pants.

(11) Andy Kennedy vs. (3) Chip Durham
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Andy Kennedy: <font color="#000000">an international incident.</font>

Who the hell is Chip Durham? Anyone that followed MSU baseball knows the douchebaggery that Chip caused back in March. A Division I college baseball coach took his team and refused to play. The game ended up being a cancellation, but Chip cost his school many of future guarantees within the region.

(10) PokeMyStar vs. (2) Dustin Dawg
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Some think as Pokey to Cohen as Coach34 is to Stansbury. <font color="#000000">Nick Routt is transferring to Maryland</font>. And of course, <font color="#000000">he gives Cohen an F</font> this season. Pokey knows more about what goes on in the dugout than you. Pokey also knocked off a favored Louisiana Tech poster (who was a real douchebag) to advance to the second round.

"If we cant pull a coach from Boise, Idaho to an SEC school, we must be the biggest 17-up university in the nation." That quote started one of the classic threads on SPS. Read it and you will remember the douchebaggery that is DustinDawg. Don't read it and he might kick your *** out by the vet school.

Second round results will be posted Friday afternoon.
 

SolidDog

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Seeing Xavier as a 2 seed play 10th seeded Siena.... boring.. Who cares who wins because they won't go all the way...
 

615dawg

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there could be a shocker. the 5-4 winner could upend Polk if people give Polk credit for the first run and toning down after his hissy fit.

The 2 seed threatened to meet someone and kick their ***. That's douche.
 

Hanmudog

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Apr 30, 2006
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You know you have my vote but if you don't at least make the Final Four then you are a failed douchebag.

Sincerely,
Rick Stansbury
 

bonedaddy401

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It would be a shame to see all the campaigning you have been doing this past year to go to waste.
 

JohnDawg

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Sep 1, 2006
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the 4 seed wears red pants, bowties, and brags about the quantity of whiskey that he drinks. I don't know why, but I have always despised people that talk about how much they drink. He's got my vote until he meets DustinDawg in the championship round and then, in true Ole Miss fashion, he will have to share the championship with DustinDawg.
 

Maroon Eagle

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May 24, 2006
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Polk's happenings mostly occurred late in the 2007-08 athletics year though as noted there were some things that he's done. On the other hand, you happen just about every day.

That being said, I did vote for Polk. FWIW, Rebel Chuck was the one top seed who didn't get my vote.
 

saddawg

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Jun 25, 2006
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The final will be a let down, Dustin and Chuck are the actual championship game.
 

FlabLoser

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Aug 20, 2006
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Takes his team home and balks at playing a schedule game. If not for Polk's magical performance, Chip should win.