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DDDY 2010: Quarterfinal: (3) Pat Forde vs. (6) Clay Travis

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615dawg

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Cecil Newton's victory tells us that it doesn't matter who the bigger douche is, football is king.

Our final quarterfinal matchup features two %**+##!!% journalists who bash State and Starkville every time they get a chance. I apologize that I don't have the time to provide in depth coverage of Clay Travis or Pat Forde's doucheness, but it is well documented.
 
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Cecil Newton's victory tells us that it doesn't matter who the bigger douche is, football is king.

Our final quarterfinal matchup features two %**+##!!% journalists who bash State and Starkville every time they get a chance. I apologize that I don't have the time to provide in depth coverage of Clay Travis or Pat Forde's doucheness, but it is well documented.
 
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Dawgfan61

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Forde is a national douche, Clay Travis I have never heard of, but then I don't live in Nashville.
 
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FlabLoser

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Is one of these the guy from Georgia that was totally shitting on Starkville because unlike Georgia Tech, it isn't at the doorstep of one of the nation's largest airline hubs?
 
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FlabLoser

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http://sixpackspeak.yuku.com?topic=41932

My favorite gem:

B -- Mississippi State's Dan Mullen (33). There was an epidemic
of penalties and some other sloppiness against an even sloppier
opponent,
Jackson State. But the Bulldogs also scored more than 40 points for the
first
time since Sept. 14, 2002. That alone should have sent fans sprinting
naked
into the streets in Starkville (assuming they have streets in
Starkville).
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FlabLoser

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Small-time sports radio/writer guy that takes a lot of pot shots at MSU. Wrote this scathing article fellating UK's cousins over alleged racial phone calls from MSU fans: http://ncaabasketball.fan...t-of-racist-phone-calls/

Otherwise, not a lot stand out here in a SPS search on the man's name: =2&submit=search&advanced=1]http://sixpackspeak.yuku....it=search&advanced=1

He mostly goes on anti-MSU rants that would make Coach34 proud.

This faceoff is Forde's to lose. Check out that link I posted on Frode. That asshat isn't small time. He works for ESPN. And he's got at least a seven year head start in the DDDY 2010 race. He goes out of his way to bash MSU and Starkville. He makes our own rivals look small time. Forde MIGHT eventually give Slive a run for his money.
 
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Clay is the Vander-Vol (or Commoteer if you prefer) who writes for CBS/Deasdpin/FanHouse and is on a Sportstalk station in Nashville. His shtick is to basically rile up 'Bama/UK/Florida fans in typical radio host style. He's taken a few oh-so-original shots at State fans over the years, and seems to prefer Oxford to Starkville because his wife thinks it's cuter and can waste more money on jeans there. But keep in mind, he has at least been to Starkville (somewhat) recently. Not everybody on this list can make that claim.
He is not the UGA guy who hates Starkville because GTR doesn't meet his globetrotting playboy standards, nor is he the UF guy who hates Starkville because we don't have a Mariott.
Pat Forde is a douche of such eminence, I don't feel like he needs a summary (and is therefore the superior douche).
 
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....which you'll remember was notable for its 11:30 AM JP/LF/Raycom kickoff, it's 100°+ weather, and the absolute asswhipping of MSU 34-0 at the hands of Auburn.

Clearly he could have picked a better game, or at least come back some other time than a ****** kickoff with a ****** team to try to justify his opinions.
 
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This shouldn't even be close. Pat Forde is a piece of ****. I'm assuming some frat boy at State must've 17'd his wife the last time he came to Starkville 20 years ago, or how ever long ago it was.

Clay Travis I listen to on Monday's on the Chris Vernon show. Until someone posted his State hate on here I'd never heard him say a bad thing about MSU. I don't listen to the whole show when he's on so maybe I'm just missing it. I think he caters to his market and since 730 is an MSU affiliate station he caters to us while on Chris's show. I still think he is a douche because all TN fans are douches, but he isn't in the same class as Forde.</p>
 
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For reasons already stated. He's a national douche. I've never read one thing from Clay Travis or even really heard of him. Basically he just seems to be your typical UT clown.
 
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FlabLoser

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We should mail him the award. Seriously. T-shirt, trophy, or both or whatever. I'll chip in. This bastard needs to know his doucheness won a douchebag award.

I'm still pulling for Rogers Redding by way of Mike Slive to win the whole thing. As far as sending either of those guys an award....the hand that feeds yada yada yada....except I suppose you could say not only does that hand fail to feed, but it steals our food and gives it to someone else.
 
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Jago

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could we mail the award to slive if he wins it? i think that would be kinda funny
 
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Jago said:
could we mail the award to slive if when he wins it? i think that would be kinda funny
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Fixed it for you. Slive will be a candidate for next year too because of the way he handled the basketball season. Dare I say back to back titles?
 
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ArlngtnDawg

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Surely someone on here can type up a well written summary of the winner's accomplishments that earned him the award. Add that, a nice Certificate, a trophy, and a T-shirt and mail it to the winner. Since the Sixpack is a business entity you shouldn't have any trouble getting an account on a Biz News Feed and post an article letting the world know the winner has won the award. It should get picked up rather quickly.

Take it big time or go home. Next year the awarding ceremony can be hosted on E!.
 
FQDawg

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I've got 17-18 years of PR/Media experience under my belt. Hell, I'd even make sure it gets sent to national writers all over the country - including Forde himself.

In fact, I'm happy to write a release regardless of who wins. I can even design some SixPackSpeak letter head to go along with it.
 
615dawg

615dawg

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It will get picked up by accident by some small paper in Idaho.
 
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statedawg2004

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I remember that article because he talked about how the cheerleaders couldn't believe that GTR only had one terminal and that they acted they had just entered another country. He went on to bash Starkville just like everyone else that comes from a major city. I wish for my life I could find that article.
 
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FlabLoser

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Winner gets an award. Doesn't have to say SPS on it.
 
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