Mike Slive is in the final after an impressive victory over DiamondReb in the first semifinal. Congrats, DiamondReb on an incredible run to the Final Four of Douche. After upsetting Cowbell9 and Coach34, I guess you were out of douche juice when matched up against Mike Slive. Slive's victory ensures for the first time, the DDDY will go to a non-poster.
After five bracket contests, we have not had a close matchup yet. Today's matchup might just change that.
In one corner we have Cecil "Rented Mule" Newton. Cam's dad certainly acted like a douche during the recruitment of his son, who ended up at Auburn. I'm sure we will see lots of references to rented mules when Auburn comes to town in September.
In the other corner we have Pat Forde (Twitter @espn4d, does that mean 4 times douche?). Pat got the nod over fellow %@%$%!!%% journalist Clay Travis simply because most people outside Nashville have no idea who Clay Travis is. Name recognition helped Forde through the first round.
So which is it, Six Packers? Which one of these douches will matchup with Mike Slive in the final? Cecil was instrumental in steering his cowbell ringing son away from MSU, while Forde is probably thinking of new Starkville/MSU jokes as we speak.
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