DDDY Semifinal: (5) Mike Slive vs. (8) DiamondReb

[615dawg]

Semifinal action is set to begin today in the 2010 edition of the Derek Dunn #**#$!#$% of the Year Tournament.

Today we feature a pair of teams who upset their way into the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Final Four of Douche.</span>

SEC Commissioner Mike Slive knocked off Fishwater in the quarterfinal and really seemed to pick up steam as a possible candidate to take the DDDY this year.

It all started during football season, when obvious bad calls
against Houston and Florida were virtually ignored by the SEC office, while at least statements were issued when Georgia and Arkansas
were on the end of questionable judgment calls. It continued into
basketball season, when Slive sat idle during the Sidney saga, despite going to bat for Kentucky and John Wall, horrible officiating offset a great MSU-Kentucky
game at the Hump, he sat on his *** when Varnardo became college
basketball's all-time shot blocker, and in his finest hour, pimped
Florida over a more deserving MSU team to get into the NCAA Tournament.

But don't underestimate the doucheness of DiamondReb. First, DiamondReb inderectly ousted one of the favorites, Cowbell9, to sneak into the tournament. Matched up against super douche and top seed Coach34, all he did is set a new DDDY record for votes.

DiamondReb is the champion of the Ole Miss #**#$!#$% League. Of all the
douchebags in the field, DiamondReb is the only one to be banned by
HD6. However, NAFOOM has provided this asshat a forum to keep spewing crap like this. Of course, stating that we were never in a game in which the score was 16-13 in the fourth quarter is just moronic. And of course, while he may end up being right, his constant Bianco > Cohen dribble is as annoying as, well, Coach34's Stansbury dribble. One thing is not in doubt, DiamondReb is obsessed with all things MSU, which takes attention away from their real rivals on the bayou.

As always, voting ends in a day, the other semifinal is tomorrow. We'll take off Wednesday to fully discuss the final and the voting will begin Thursday. By this time Friday, we'll have the 2010 DDDY.

 

[thunderclap]

I can ignore DiamondReb and his douchery and he cannot impact State. Slive, on the other hand, I cannot ignore and he royally screws us and impacts us about 11 times a year. So it's Slive.

 

[KurtRambis4]

two "best" teams in the field had to matchup in the semis, but Slive gets the w in a close one.

 

[bullysleftnut]

it's sick to me how much he kisses the *** of any SEC institution not located in Mississippi.

 

[Dinkle]

someone should inform slive of his trip to the finals

 

[BR549.sixpack]

asdf

 

[RonnyAtmosphere]

...Slive is so ignorant, out-of-touch & incompetent, his placeshould bein the U.S. senate. Not as commisioner of the SEC.

Lastly, I haven't been keeping up with this, but I don't understand how coach34 got knocked out so early.

You would think a guy that has single-handedly ruined a messageboard would at least make the Final 4.

 

[sleepy dawg]

Now there is no curiosity leading into tomorrow.

 

[PBRME]

There was no question about this one anyway. Slive should run away with the title.</p>

 

[615dawg]

and there is no way to change it.

but tomorrow and Thursday is where we might have a chance of a close matchup.

 

[WhitHughes96]

This may be the biggest landslide DDDA victory ever.

 

[jakldawg]

Or just coincidence that we're finding out about it today. Either way, he's running it up like he's playing a I-AA team (and then taking the check like he's the I-AA team).

 

[ImHurtinLinda]

This isn't even a contest.....the football idiocy was dispicable - as I recall, the conference contended that there was not enough evidence to overturn either one of those calls - even after the stills of the video had floated all over creation - isn't a video still simply a "pause" of the actual video - maybe they don't have pause feature in the replay booth

stumping for florida after we really crushed them in the SECT was horrible - - to add insult to injury, he said NOTHING in our support after we lost a heartbreaker to uk - he should have been shouting it from the mountaintop after that game - nothing but crickets.

the Varnado thing was classless - absolutely no excuse for it

don't know that he ever stumped for Wall or uk in that eligibility saga

the topper for me for the year was the delayed fining of Stansbury - that was so disrespectful - it was an obvious blown call that they office should have conceded to in the press release regarding the fine - it is a call that determined a championship, and a trip to the tournament - I have to feel that would have been acknowledge for most other teams in the conference.

I thought from the beginning that Forde wold be unstoppable, but with Slive's body of work for the year, I don't see how Slive doesn't win the whole shabang.