Deadspin...

benatmsu

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Whistling past the graveyard at its finest.

Just for your convenience

http://deadspin.com/

"Pay no attention to the savage beating of a student by a group of our football players, pay no attention to the multiple racially charged incidents on our campus and also let's forget about that ALLEGED incident involving the world's oldest profession... Instead, like 2 people were fooled into thinking that one of our compliance attorneys went rogue. Joke's on you, leg humpers. Hardy tardy! Deeerp!"

Awesome job, guy. Nailed it.
 

AFDawg

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Apr 28, 2010
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"Pay no attention to the savage beating of a student by a group of our football players, pay no attention to the multiple racially charged incidents on our campus and also let's forget about that ALLEGED incident involving the world's oldest profession... Instead, like 2 people were fooled into thinking that one of our compliance attorneys went rogue. Joke's on you, leg humpers. Hardy tardy! Deeerp!"

Awesome job, guy. Nailed it.

Even worse, nobody was fooled. "This is BS" has been the universal consensus so far.
 

snoopdog

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I called in sick and ...

I've been up all night hitting refresh and waiting on IT!*****
Asked my mother in law to text me to let me know that my wife's labor went well and tell me what sex my baby is. I explained that I couldn't be there myself and hope they understood. I have been so excited the past couple of weeks about this article. I am gonna name my new kid Bob, boy or girl!
 

horshack.sixpack

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Asked my mother in law to text me to let me know that my wife's labor went well and tell me what sex my baby is. I explained that I couldn't be there myself and hope they understood. I have been so excited the past couple of weeks about this article. I am gonna name my new kid Bob, boy or girl!

All for naught. PS: Please at least call her Bobbette.