Dear basketball team and coaching staff

Brutius

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Aug 5, 2004
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Thank you for rising to the occasion and wrapping one in maroon and white for Jack Cristil's last home game.

Oh wait, you didn't. Because you are a bunch of lazy insipid buffoons. Jack Cristil has seen some really bad sporting events over the past 50+ years, but this years basketball team is the worst group of insolent overweight nitwits that he has ever been forced to witness. In fact, I think that the ineptitude of this coaching staff and the inability of the players to try at all is why Jack finally said screw it. I know he is old, I know he has health issues, but even if he hadn't he wouldn't want to sit and watch this stinking offal pile of basketball futility.

So again, I say thank you. Thank you for absolutely nothing you pathetic pieces of crap.

Sincerely,
Russ Russell aka Brutius@SPS