Dear Cameron Newton

[slickdawg]

While it would be foolish to name you the starter on the day you sign with us (hey to Ed), I can say with certainty that you will be the starter and you will have some solid receivers to work with immediately (Bumphis, Berry). There's also a shitload of talent redshirting this year. When it's time for a QB sneak, I know you can knock someone the f**k over and get the first down. You also know when to pitch it to your future high NFL draft pick tailback instead of keeping it when you don't stand a chance. The most important thing is that you can see over our offensive line, no matter what. Hope to see you in Starkville next summer. If you were in Starkville this year, we are 7-4 at worst right now.