Dear Jim Cantore,

biguglyjoe

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You would NOT be invited to my attempt to walk across the Grand Canyon on a high wire. Nothing personal.
 

Dawgbite

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Cantore is the kiss of death

If he shows up in your town, look out, the wrath of God isn't far behind!
 

Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008
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That's some of the most incredible scenery on the planet ..............

And we got us a worship service going on for sure.
 

aTotal360

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Nov 12, 2009
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Got a friend that owns a restaurant in Wrightsville Beach, NC. Jim Cantore was there because a storm was off the coast. Anyway, he rang up a major tab with his entourage and skipped out on the bill. Said the dude was a major asshat. Cantore is the Wrightsville Beach version of Lebron in Jackson.
 

WrapItDog

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Aug 23, 2012
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Meh. I walked across the Tombigbee high and wired a couple of times. Ride home left me at The Club.
 

Dawgbite

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Hadn't thought about the Club in years but had to cross the bridge to the island last week. Talk about flashbacks!
 

xxxWalkTheDawg

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They said beforehand that there were paramedics in the floor of the canyon. I thought "for what? To throw a sheet over the hole he would make at terminal velocity?"

In my head, i kept seeing the coyote falling and that whistling sound in the old Looney Toons Roadrunner cartoons. Then the splat and small cloud of dust when he hit bottom.
 

FlabLoser

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OT: I nominate WalkTheDawg as the SPS CWS mascot. #beard