Dear Renardo Sydney, You NEED TO GO PRO

HammerOfTheDogs

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I'd love to have you back, 45 pounds lighter, with PG ballhandling skills to go with your F leaping ability and C size. However, you need to go pro for several reasons:

1) You're 21 years old. You theoretically have 2 more years of eligibility. Why waste your time playing for free room, books, and tuition, when you can be earning millions in pro ball (probably in Europe)? If education is THAT valuable to you, earn your millions and then come back and get your degree in the off-season or when you retire.

2) If you stay in college, you'll keep getting bad habits from staying on campus. What you need is a professional trainer and a nutritionist,people you can hire with money advanced to by your agent until you receive your first contract.

3) Rick Cleveland said you should stay. A lot of time I don't know if I'm right, but you can always know that Rick Cleveland is WRONG.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

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If I were Mr. Sydney, err, Sidnee, errr, Sidney, I would remember which fanbase nicknamed me "Retardo", "Shenardo", "The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Boy"........</p>
 

ckDOG

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Mutt the Hoople said:
If I were Mr. Sydney, err, Sidnee, errr, Sidney, I would remember which fanbase nicknamed me "Retardo", "Shenardo", "The Sta-Puff Marshmallow Boy"........</p>

I agree. Sidney should go pro to find fans that are nicer...
 

mstateglfr

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Being one step above dawgbreeze is no way to go thru life, son.

And Sidney needs only 1 nickname...baby Huey.
 

ImHurtinLinda

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He will be a mid to hi first round pick---guaranteed money

He goes this year, he will be a second round pick---no guaranteed money

The guarantee is huge.
 
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Renardo blew it this year by coming in out of shape. No good excuse fro that whatsoever. Guarantee NBA GM's are looking at him as a potential HUGE headache and under-achiever. Think Ryan Leaf, among others.<div>
</div><div>Going pro now would surely cost him millions in guaranteed contract $. This young man needs to come back, P90X his azz in the off-season and DOMINATE the SEC next year, all the while displaying a positive, team-first attitude to create a sea-change in his perception among NBA execs. They're always looking for an excuse to give a guy with mad skills another chance, but he's got to show them something first. Do this, and it'll be raining money on the Sidney family.</div>