Deep thoughts for Kuesday

HammerOfTheDogs

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Jun 20, 2001
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-Have you ever noticed that the NCAA or SEC make up new rules every time State wins in football? After Sugar Jerdan whined like a little ***** after we almost beat Auburn in 1974, they came up with the "Cowbell Rule"....in 1998, after winning the West, the SEC changed the permanent opponents format, as well as started enforcing the "Cowbell Rule" again. After Coach Sherrill had great success with JUCO's, the NCAA made the transfer rules harder.

If Mullen turns things around quick, look for the SEC to have mandatory metal detectors at all entry gates "fer sehcureity" (maybe this would give MState engineers incentive to make a durable ceramic cowbell).

- Why is it that MState athletic department officials have more concern for what students bring into Humphrey Coliseum ragging Andy Kennedy, than that drunken racist himself. I'm convinced that's the reason we lost Pat Patterson (none of this buying him off, or OM's a winner or anything like that)- I think when he saw the students passively sitting there like bumps on a log and not thinking of creative ways to rag KKKennedy, he thought our students were pussies and decided to go elsewhere.

-Am I the only one convinced our football team looked like *** last Saturday? Our receivers were dropping passes the same way they've been since they gave up on Wayne Madkin in 2001. The only decent plays were broken. The QB's were missing simple short passes my daughters could've thrown. Heck, our world class sprinter receiver got caught from behind. The only reason we scored points was because Defense was playing base. The only bright spot to me as Broccoli hitting all those field goals....look for him to pull a groin muscle next summer and squib Field Goal attempts into the Center's butt.

-Even if Susan Boyle was Simon Cowell's ringer, who (or precisely WHO) put it into Cowell's head to pick this middle-aged spinster woman to appear?

-Greg Byrne has really got it working. Great presentation of Super Bulldog Weekend.
 

bulliegolfer

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Oct 19, 2008
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Mutt the Hoople said:
-Have you ever noticed that the NCAA or SEC make up new rules every time State wins in football? After Sugar Jerdan whined like a little ***** after we almost beat Auburn in 1974, they came up with the "Cowbell Rule"....in 1998, after winning the West, the SEC changed the permanent opponents format, as well as started enforcing the "Cowbell Rule" again. After Coach Sherrill had great success with JUCO's, the NCAA made the transfer rules harder.

If Mullen turns things around quick, look for the SEC to have mandatory metal detectors at all entry gates "fer sehcureity" (maybe this would give MState engineers incentive to make a durable ceramic cowbell).

- Why is it that MState athletic department officials have more concern for what students bring into Humphrey Coliseum ragging Andy Kennedy, than that drunken racist himself. I'm convinced that's the reason we lost Pat Patterson (none of this buying him off, or OM's a winner or anything like that)- I think when he saw the students passively sitting there like bumps on a log and not thinking of creative ways to rag KKKennedy, he thought our students were pussies and decided to go elsewhere.

-Am I the only one convinced our football team looked like *** last Saturday? Our receivers were dropping passes the same way they've been since they gave up on Wayne Madkin in 2001. The only decent plays were broken. The QB's were missing simple short passes my daughters could've thrown. Heck, our world class sprinter receiver got caught from behind. The only reason we scored points was because Defense was playing base. The only bright spot to me as Broccoli hitting all those field goals....look for him to pull a groin muscle next summer and squib Field Goal attempts into the Center's butt.
Born loser mentality today?

 

Center Z

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Sep 4, 2006
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... and why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can fat people go skinny dipping? Doesn't it bother you that doctors call what they do "practice?" When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?!
 

Coach34

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Jul 20, 2012
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and i havent even seen it yet...just going on reports from friends and from here, BUT- if you compare whats been on the field the last couple of years to what was on the field Saturday, it seems to be the consensus that we are improved. And we won a few games last year, even after not even being able to score in last years game.

Think about that- last year's offense was so 17'ing terrible, they couldnt even score- and still won 4 games. And i'm pretty sure they were playing base defense last year