DeMarcus Cousins...19 points, 14 rebounds
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He did not act like a jack *** and was pretty cool about the phone calls and text. What really impressed me was his ability to pass the ball out of a double team. I doubt that he will be here next year.
For my fellow SPS posters who do not know how mcuh I admire him when I say that
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_colonel
He deserves it. I'd give it to him.
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Fred Astaire, Winston Churchill, Dale Evans, Woopie Goldberg, One of the Popes (John Paul II), LBJ, Richard Petty of NASCAR, Babe Ruth, Elvis, Mae West, Betty White, Tiget Woods, Bill Clinton AKA Willie J.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_colonel
He deserves it. I'd give it to him.
</p> edited to add a few notable Ky-Cols
Fred Astaire, Winston Churchill, Dale Evans, Woopie Goldberg, One of the Popes (John Paul II), LBJ, Richard Petty of NASCAR, Babe Ruth, Elvis, Mae West, Betty White, Tiget Woods, Bill Clinton AKA Willie J.
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Loud and clear.
But in all seriousness, dude is a beast and was much more impressive to me than Wall, and I like him solely for the way he handled the cell phone thing. Either way they're both top 5 picks in this years draft.
Now suck my balls, douchebag.
But in all seriousness, dude is a beast and was much more impressive to me than Wall, and I like him solely for the way he handled the cell phone thing. Either way they're both top 5 picks in this years draft.
Now suck my balls, douchebag.
yeah, he's great...so great, in fact:
<ul type="disc">[*]He's a ten-foot tall beast
man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. [*]He orchestrated the merger
between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson. [*]Cousins went public with his
own buttocks and made seven million. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins went hunting? Well anyway, Cousins decides he's gonna hunt
down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one
of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul. [*]We once had a bachelor party
for Cousins. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a
stripper in it. [*]Cousins once hosted the
Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt. [*]He has a toenail on the end
of his penis. [*]Cousins got his wife
pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The
afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms. [*]Cousins family crest is a
picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. [*]Cousins ranked eighteenth in
the AP College Football Poll. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before
the show, Cousins chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in
front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good
reviews. [*]He breast feeds John Madden. [*]Cousins named the group
ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that. [*]If you drop a phonograph
needle on Cousins nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. [*]They use Cousins foreskin as
a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium. [*]Cousins directed that
commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. [*]He wears a live rattlesnake
as a condom. [*]All the Yes album covers are Cousins
family photos. [*]Darryl Dawkins has a summer
home in Cousins groin. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Cousins taught his
son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and
died. Cousins said, It would have happened sometime. [*]Cousins ***** can form into a
liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2. [*]Cousins still believes in
Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. [*]He thinks the Iron Man is
gay. [*]He framed Roger Rabbit. [*]Cousins used to ride upon a
steed, perchance to spy a lady. [*]The character of Johnny
Appleseed was based on Cousins, except for the part about planting apple
trees and not raping men. [*]He gave a handjob to a manta
ray. [*]He cornered the market on
booze. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is a son of a *****. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time <span style=""></span>Cousins forced me to wear a
woman's bikini? Well anyway, Cousins tears off my clothes and forces me to
wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my
business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and
question my manhood daily, but Ill
be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled. [*]Hell eat a homeless person if
you dare him. [*]One time I asked Cousins to
dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children.
Anyway, Cousins shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He
reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes
to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate
him! [*]Cousins a son of a *****. [*]You know he sheds his skin
once a year. [*]I once saw him scissor kick
Angela Lansberry. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses
around? Anyway, Cousins throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three
days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I
develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Cousins decides to enter me
into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in
second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're
about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him,
Dont shoot him, hes a human. [*]Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building
this one time and he only sprained his ankle. [*]Like an alligator he can
fully digest a turtle shell. [*]His favorite TV movie is The
Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is a son of a *****. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is an eight foot two ton monster
who can palm a medicine ball. [*]So anyway, Cousins would put
on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash.
He named the cobra Beverly,
and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit
the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Cousins had to shoot the maid. [*]Cousins would use his own
thigh as an anvil. [*]Ya know, it was the sight of Cousins
naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. [*]He showers in grain alcohol. [*]He uses the Shroud of Turin
as a gold towel. [*]He killed Wolfman Jack with a
trident. [*]He drives an ice cream truck
covered in human skulls.[*]He makes every woman that
sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant. [*]He once ate the Bible while
water skiing. [*]He once had sex with a
cigarette machine. [/list]
oh yeah, and he plays pretty good basketball, too.
<ul type="disc">[*]He's a ten-foot tall beast
man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi. [*]He orchestrated the merger
between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson. [*]Cousins went public with his
own buttocks and made seven million. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins went hunting? Well anyway, Cousins decides he's gonna hunt
down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one
of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul. [*]We once had a bachelor party
for Cousins. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a
stripper in it. [*]Cousins once hosted the
Grammy's and gave every award to Cory Hardt. [*]He has a toenail on the end
of his penis. [*]Cousins got his wife
pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The
afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms. [*]Cousins family crest is a
picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong. [*]Cousins ranked eighteenth in
the AP College Football Poll. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before
the show, Cousins chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in
front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good
reviews. [*]He breast feeds John Madden. [*]Cousins named the group
ShaNaNa. They did not want to be called that. [*]If you drop a phonograph
needle on Cousins nipple, it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds. [*]They use Cousins foreskin as
a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium. [*]Cousins directed that
commercial where the women play basketball in high heels. [*]He wears a live rattlesnake
as a condom. [*]All the Yes album covers are Cousins
family photos. [*]Darryl Dawkins has a summer
home in Cousins groin. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins taught his son how to drive? Well anyway, Cousins taught his
son how to drive by entering him into the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and
died. Cousins said, It would have happened sometime. [*]Cousins ***** can form into a
liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2. [*]Cousins still believes in
Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. [*]He thinks the Iron Man is
gay. [*]He framed Roger Rabbit. [*]Cousins used to ride upon a
steed, perchance to spy a lady. [*]The character of Johnny
Appleseed was based on Cousins, except for the part about planting apple
trees and not raping men. [*]He gave a handjob to a manta
ray. [*]He cornered the market on
booze. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is a son of a *****. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time <span style=""></span>Cousins forced me to wear a
woman's bikini? Well anyway, Cousins tears off my clothes and forces me to
wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my
business wearing only a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and
question my manhood daily, but Ill
be damned if at the end of the quarter my sales hadn't tripled. [*]Hell eat a homeless person if
you dare him. [*]One time I asked Cousins to
dress up as Santa for a Christmas party I was having for my children.
Anyway, Cousins shows up as Santa, says I've got goodies for you kids. He
reaches into his bag and proceeds to hand out scrap metal and cigarettes
to them. Then he takes off his beard and says There's no Santa cause I ate
him! [*]Cousins a son of a *****. [*]You know he sheds his skin
once a year. [*]I once saw him scissor kick
Angela Lansberry. [*]Did I ever tell you about the
time Cousins and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses
around? Anyway, Cousins throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three
days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I
develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Cousins decides to enter me
into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And Im running in
second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're
about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him,
Dont shoot him, hes a human. [*]Ya know, he jumped off the Empire State Building
this one time and he only sprained his ankle. [*]Like an alligator he can
fully digest a turtle shell. [*]His favorite TV movie is The
Boy In The Plastic Bubble starring John Travolta. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is a son of a *****. [*]<span style=""></span>Cousins is an eight foot two ton monster
who can palm a medicine ball. [*]So anyway, Cousins would put
on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash.
He named the cobra Beverly,
and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit
the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Cousins had to shoot the maid. [*]Cousins would use his own
thigh as an anvil. [*]Ya know, it was the sight of Cousins
naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane. [*]He showers in grain alcohol. [*]He uses the Shroud of Turin
as a gold towel. [*]He killed Wolfman Jack with a
trident. [*]He drives an ice cream truck
covered in human skulls.[*]He makes every woman that
sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant. [*]He once ate the Bible while
water skiing. [*]He once had sex with a
cigarette machine. [/list]
oh yeah, and he plays pretty good basketball, too.
Do you have any classes with him KY <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">jelly </span>Bourbon? I bet he's with you at the front of the room, asking the hard questions, challenging the professors? Make Barry Stewart and his 3.5+ GPA look like he's just in it for the money. Fine, FINE young scholars on that Kentucky team, I hope they appreciate the opportunity for a great education at that sterling University - hope I can make it for their graduation in a few years.
we have beaten you 3 out of the last 4 before you took a coach going on probation and his recruits. Good job with your 1 and done Memphis recruits.
Looking forward to playing you again the SEC tourney. I like our odds with our leading scorer back and better than average refs.
Care to bet on that game?
Looking forward to playing you again the SEC tourney. I like our odds with our leading scorer back and better than average refs.
Care to bet on that game?
chance aGAINst Kentuckiana in Nashville? Similar SEC refs will officiate and almost the entire Sommet Center will be wearing blue and white. Plus, last night was the best we played all year.