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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

KentuckyDawg13

KentuckyDawg13

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

1) Follow Renaldo "I'm better than God" Sidney's program of all-you-can-buffets-while-milking-a-full-ride-from-MSU. Not sound, but a great way to rub coaches faces in the whole situation.
2) Watch/follow your roommates routine. (Bost is in shape)
3) Get advice from MSU trainers/coaches. Duh.
4) Other?

20 pounds of muscle with some endurance training (i.e. run) would do wonders. Ravern Johnson has massive potential. Just doesn't know how to use it.
 
KentuckyDawg13

KentuckyDawg13

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

Because he practiced with the team? The dude needs to work on it now; yesterday/ five years ago. It should have been a priority for him as well as fatty too during his vacation. Basketball is a demanding sport and MSU has never had problems with players not fitting the stature of the sport. Until now with two starters.

With the training facitilies MSU has now and the legal supplements available, Ravern could have easily added 15 pounds and obtained an endurance base. I really find it disappointing how Stansbury hasn't kept up on that part of his game. We all know his coaching shortcomings, but usually MSU teams are tough/physical/in-shape. Having Sidney sucking wind on the court, hand holding on to his big boy britches, is just embarrassing. Get the fock in shape.
 
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RebelBruiser

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

Have he and Renardo go to the buffet together every meal, but when they sit down, have them switch plates.
 
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Purebred Dawg

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

We have 8 games left, plus the league tourney. As of now Ravern, a SR,is suspended indefinitely. What in the hell good would any of that do at this point in the game? Nada.

If we're talking about the team as a whole and its conditioning that is one thing, Ravern is done.
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

I hope our next coach asks Mullen if he can borrow Balis one day a week.
 
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Hutchinson11

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Dietary suggestions for Ravern "scarecrow" Johnson while taking his sabbatical

he needs some anadrol, thats the good **** **
 
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