Early start time....NO PROBLEM!!

[HammerOfTheDogs]

Has the Feminist movement so pussified our students they can't hang? In my day, there were students who did the 90 HOUR WEEKEND: You start at Noon Thursday, and don't finish until 6 AM Monday Morning: 40 hours drinking, 40 hours screwing, and 10 hours in jail. The Kickoff is RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS OZARKA-awesome weekend.

 

[ShrubDog]

I am very confused because you didn't have time for any illicit substances.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

That's for the students....us older geezers just go to bed at 8:30, wake up at 6, eat our grapefruit and metamucil, and go to the ball game.

 

[Digging dog]

Gonna have to google "best Bloody Mary recipes".
Can't drink beer at 10:00 even fishing.

 

[Dawgbite]

Gonna have to google "best Bloody Mary recipes".
Can't drink beer at 10:00 even fishing.

You're just thinking in the wrong time zone. Expand your horizons. Have you never woke up from a nap and grabbed a beer?