Pre-screening for future athletic department hires.
Please fill out as much of the following questionnaire as possible:
1. The correct second-person plural pronoun:
A. y'all B. you all
2. Slang term for carbonated beverage:
A. Coke B. soda C. pop
3. Do you know what this sign means?
A. No clue B. Yes
4. Breakfast time. Pick one:
A.
B.
5. Teeny burger time. Pick one:
A.
B.
6. You want more dessert options. Pick one.
A.
B.
7. Kentucky and Indiana are playing a thrilling game in a packed house full of enthusiastic spectators. What sport is being played?
A. Not football. Don't care B. Basketball
8. Where do you attend church
A. First (_insert denomination_) Church B. I don't see how that's relevant to the subject.
9. State where Columbus is located __________.
Thank you for your interest in this position. You will be contacted at a later date once a decision has been made.
(of course, the answers are all A. 9 is only on there to flag applicants who get all the previous questions right, but blow it and write down "Ohio".)