Eat your heart out, Hillary.

LafayetteBear

All-American
Nov 30, 2009
32,035
7,813
113
The old Orange Sociopath has cankles. Ginormous cankles. WAY bigger than yours. One might even call them "yuge."

And Cheeto has a big, multi-colored bruise on the back of his hand, which Press Secretary Barbie says came from hitting his hand on the back of a table, with the bruising being exacerbated by all of the aspirin he takes to keep his blood thinned. If so, it looks like a classic case of a guy with cardiovascular issues. Speculation, to be sure, but that is what we are left with due to an amazing lack of transparency from this particular Administration. ("He's in the best shape of any President ever!" Yeah, right.)

Who knows? Maybe he will do us all a favor and stroke out one of these days.

'Unwell' Donald Trump mocked for showing his 'massive cankles' at World Economic Forum: Photos
 
  • Like
Reactions: tigres88

Dadar

All-Conference
Dec 21, 2003
3,867
3,028
113
Lol at the health brag, but the hand thing is typical I believe at his age, especially with baby.aspiren
 

ClemsonCO14

Senior
Dec 11, 2016
273
774
87
Father Time will quickly catch up to a man of his age when you have his poor eating, exercise, and sleep habits. World class healthcare can only compensate for so much.
 
  • Like
Reactions: yoshi121374

baltimorened

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
3,397
2,491
113
Lol at the health brag, but the hand thing is typical I believe at his age, especially with baby.aspiren
being older than Trump, I can agree 100% on the "hand thing" being typical....we old people seem to bruise more easily.

But don't spoil Bear's glee over a senior citizen's health issues, it's what keeps him going. If he's lucky, he won't live long enough to experience what he mocks today
 

baltimorened

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
3,397
2,491
113
Father Time will quickly catch up to a man of his age when you have his poor eating, exercise, and sleep habits. World class healthcare can only compensate for so much.
the life expectancy of the average American male is 75.8 years. So trump, bad eating, exercise and sleep habits is living longer than the average.

James Fixx, the running guru, who "started" the jogging craze way back, died at 52....exercise probably killed him :)

Maybe the "average American" should give up all the vegetables, exercise and sleep and he'd live longer. And, with Viagra will have more fun, longer. Maybe trump has it right.
 

LafayetteBear

All-American
Nov 30, 2009
32,035
7,813
113
being older than Trump, I can agree 100% on the "hand thing" being typical....we old people seem to bruise more easily.

But don't spoil Bear's glee over a senior citizen's health issues, it's what keeps him going. If he's lucky, he won't live long enough to experience what he mocks today
Ned: I'm channeling Trump's response (when asked by Megyn Kelly about his referring to women as "fat pigs," "slobs," "dogs," and "disgusting animals"), but I gotta say "Only Trump, just Trump."
 
  • Like
Reactions: yoshi121374

TigerGrowls

Heisman
Dec 21, 2001
41,262
30,923
113
Trump has the highest testosterone reading of a man his age ever seen by Dr Oz. Deal with it libs. Trump is an alpha.
 

ClemsonCO14

Senior
Dec 11, 2016
273
774
87
Trump has the highest testosterone reading of a man his age ever seen by Dr Oz. Deal with it libs. Trump is an alpha.
Quoting anything Trump says, let alone using Dr. Oz as an authority, as unimpeachable fact is hilarious.

I honestly don’t know if you’re a 12 year old middle schooler or a 72 year old senile man. But you’re an enigma and I thank you for that.
 

tboonpickens

Heisman
Sep 19, 2001
18,856
33,024
113
being older than Trump, I can agree 100% on the "hand thing" being typical....we old people seem to bruise more easily.

But don't spoil Bear's glee over a senior citizen's health issues, it's what keeps him going. If he's lucky, he won't live long enough to experience what he mocks today
wait...you're literally in your 80s?
 
  • Like
Reactions: dpic73

baltimorened

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
3,397
2,491
113
Quoting anything Trump says, let alone using Dr. Oz as an authority, as unimpeachable fact is hilarious.

I honestly don’t know if you’re a 12 year old middle schooler or a 72 year old senile man. But you’re an enigma and I thank you for that.
it's not nice to imply that because your 72 you might be senile...