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"Dan Mullen will be the new coach at Mississippi State, <font color="#6474A7">according to ESPN.com</font> and the Clarion Ledger. If so, then au revoir, Dan, and happy sailing.</p>
What you will be receiving in exchange for a large paycheck payable to one Dan Mullen: a man who wrote so many plays on index cards as an assistant at Syracuse that he developed a strange fungal infection on his hand, forcing him to wear a glove for the remainder of the season. He's obsessed, naturally caffeinated, and his offenses really do adjust to the personnel they have, a claim every coach with an offensive "system" makes but few actually live up to once they get going.</p>
He is a superb hire who may do this strange and potentially frightening thing called "scoring points." Be not afraid, People of the Cowbell. This is permitted under NCAA by-laws.</p>
Will this be a distraction before the national title game? OF COURSE NOT."</p>
"Dan Mullen will be the new coach at Mississippi State, <font color="#6474A7">according to ESPN.com</font> and the Clarion Ledger. If so, then au revoir, Dan, and happy sailing.</p>
What you will be receiving in exchange for a large paycheck payable to one Dan Mullen: a man who wrote so many plays on index cards as an assistant at Syracuse that he developed a strange fungal infection on his hand, forcing him to wear a glove for the remainder of the season. He's obsessed, naturally caffeinated, and his offenses really do adjust to the personnel they have, a claim every coach with an offensive "system" makes but few actually live up to once they get going.</p>
He is a superb hire who may do this strange and potentially frightening thing called "scoring points." Be not afraid, People of the Cowbell. This is permitted under NCAA by-laws.</p>
Will this be a distraction before the national title game? OF COURSE NOT."</p>