Elf on the shelf (sports related)

Herbert Nenninger

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Feb 9, 2019
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Dec 1st marks the day in which a lot of households resume getting visits from a mischievous little elf.
And it begs the perpetual question… how did our marketing department never capitalize on the potential of ‘Relf on the Shelf’. Picture a befuddled Mullen walking into his office to find a motionless Chris Relf sitting on his desk. Or an equipment manager unable to put away clean towels because a smiling Relf is taking up cabinet space. He could even be found on the main campus (classroom, cafeteria, Sanderson Center, etc). It would have even made for a good ESPN commercial. The possibilities could have been endless.