Ewww!

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To make it sports related, it was a Sports Illustrated magazine and it featured Andy Roddick's wife Brooklyn Decker on the cover.
 

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But I don't get the battery charge...

If he was trying to sword fight with the thing...maybe.

Otherwise he is just defacing private property.
 

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A kid could slip and fall there too.

Should I be arrested the next time I miss and accidentally piss on the floor?
 

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which would make it attempted battery and not battery to me. But I really think it was more than they just said, "We're going to charge that sick bastard with anything and everything we can possibly think of ."