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ArcherSPS

Junior
Aug 22, 2012
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Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
23,839
10,662
113
Aside from mocha sta-puft, is there another black person there?
 

Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
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and another:




in this pic, it looks like he doesnt have a head and someone elses head (standing 10 feet behind him) makes it look like its his head. damn...thats a lot of dude...

its natural to think of lorenzen when you see that much girth behind a pass, but lorenzen ended up being pretty damn good...enough to earn a ring as elis backup....which brings me to this:

 

patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
56,880
26,289
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Looks like in pee-wee football where the QB is twice as big as the linemen.
 

aTotal360

Heisman
Nov 12, 2009
21,784
14,472
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You can bet your *** they are going to put him and RK in the backfield and have some cute moniker for the formation. Tandem Beached Orca?
 

willi13

Senior
Sep 24, 2003
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I would say that it looks like he's slinging a biscuit, but there's no way that fat bastard is wasting food.
 

Chesusdog

All-Conference
May 2, 2006
4,796
4,772
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Who the hell is that? Liggins? I hope for his sake that he nevers sees the field. He'll have a ******* heart attack trying to run a no huddle offense.
 

aTotal360

Heisman
Nov 12, 2009
21,784
14,472
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That reminds of the images where minorities are photoshopped into crowds to show ethnic diversity.
 

coach66

Junior
Mar 5, 2009
12,692
314
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Someone needs to work "Fat Bastard" from Austin Powers into this thing.

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