For the pre-weekend prediction thread
I had
"Squeak out a single victory at some point:
Calls for coaches to be fired, players cut, and program to be eliminated, with funds transferring over to some obscure olympic sport grow louder."
all typed up and ready to hit "enter"
But then I thought "C'mon, self, you don't have to be a cynical bastard about EVERYTHING, you know."
Then it kind of happened.