you see, Coach can get away with outlandish statements like that, because he's been around awhile, and we know what we are getting with him. But you new people (who cannot be older than 15) just need to die off already. Nobody thinks you are cool because you think the Six Pack is negative only. Not to mention, none of you post during the week, it's all now.
For our sake, please go to a desolate place, shoot out your tires, and drink a cold glass of bleach.