Fire Stans and hire this guy....

[Requiem For A Dawg]

this dubmass has been writing stuff like this on Phil Turner's wall on facebook.

Here are some gems:

Michael Elzie Mccool <div id="text_expose_id_4b08db0b9f7b28041713811" class="comment_actual_text"> Well the team is makin progress despite tonight not bein the best shootin nigh . The chemistry will get better. Hang in there phil.. I liked when you got the rebound off of dee bost missed three . Because you caught the rebound in mid air and slammed it back in the goal.

<div class="comment_text"> Michael Elzie Mccool <div id="text_expose_id_4b08db0ba022c8889906510" class="comment_actual_text"> Well thats good . Make sure you tell stewart and riley benock to always follow through on there shots because majority of the time there shots are right on line . you been shooting good as well ... Ravern has been very good so far . I hope he can keep it up .

Michael Elzie Mccool <div id="text_expose_id_4b08dc35af16b298d1f43" class="comment_actual_text"> Hey remember when decide to take it to the rim . Go hard . And finish. Remember full speed man . Because we all know you dunk it . </div> </div> </div> </div>

 

[Rabid]

He definitely can't spell.

I'm trying to be politically correct here, but he posts like he's special. In a short bus kind of way.

Phil's a better man than I am because I wouldn't have the patience to put up with that idiot.