First AB of the year Pujols goes yard.

Shmuley

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in order not to raise suspicion of his alleged roid use, since ostensibly a "30 year old" would be in his prime. By backing up his age 5 years, cubs fan say, he can mask his roid use.
 

RebelBruiser

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I know I wouldn't be. Maybe he's just naturally built like a rhinocerous, but he seems to fit the profile of the biggest juicers we've seen.

I'll put it this way. There haven't been many ball players with his build that didn't test positive and then all of a sudden shrink down following the test. Maybe he's the exception, but it wouldn't be a shocker to find out he was using some designer steroid.
 

Ol Blue.sixpack

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I'm also shocked he hasn't tested postitive in the past, but by now there is no question he knows how to mask whatever it is he is taking.
 

missouridawg

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Because he's little compared to most of those guys...

And the lying about the age thing is what I would probably say too, if I was a moron.</p>
 

Todd4State

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in baseball. I don't know why I was naive enough to believe that the MLB drug testing rules would clean things up. After I saw guys like A-Rod, Big Papi- whose use was quietly swept under the rug for some reason, and Manny all test positive, I saw the light.