First five things out of Wilson's mouth

slickdawg

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upon setting foot in Starkville

1. Wow, you actually have electricity here
2. I don't see anyone banging their sister
3. There is more than one stop light
4. What's Tyler Russell's cell number
5. Old Waverly? Isn't that a snack cracker?
 

Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008
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Down here asking stupid questions, wearing a members only jacket and looking like bill Clinton?
 

36DDD

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Nov 10, 2007
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1. Go
2. To
3. Hell
4. Ole
5. Miss

"It took Oklahoma 1 yer to score 700 points....It took Croom's offense 5 years to score 1000." And he wonders why he was fired? Unvelievable!
 

Ford76

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Jun 12, 2008
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because its tradition. I gave up giving a rat's arse what they do several years ago.
 

SECWelfareDept

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Aug 30, 2008
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1) Where are all the fans?
2) Why are there cows everywhere?
3) Where's the real facilities?
4)I thought this was an SEC school?
5) Calls accountant to make sure he can retire on $2 million
 

Ford76

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He is obviously beating his stuff at what a bad arse he is to "single handedly" take on an entire board as an internet tough guy. He might have some shortcomings that he needs to make up for. So let him just spew his inbred jokes, his welfare jokes and hell even if wants to throw out the always popular yo' momma.

Bravo welfare, you showed us.