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FlabLoser

Redshirt
Aug 20, 2006
10,709
0
0
<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 222pt;" width="296" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 174pt;" width="232"><col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"><tbody><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; width: 174pt;" width="232" height="17">Base
attendance (upgraded for 2010)</td><td class="xl23" style="border-left: medium none; width: 48pt;" width="64" align="right">35,000</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Opposing
fanbase apathy</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">-2,799</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Two Parade
All-American QBs</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">3,082</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">…on our
roster</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">8,866</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Mad Manny's
defensive debut</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">2,606</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Momentum from
2009 season</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">4,127</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Mild weather
forecast</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">2,700</td></tr><tr style="height: 25.5pt;" height="34"><td class="xl24" style="height: 25.5pt; border-top: medium none; width: 174pt;" width="232" height="34">Ex-holders who didn't build points in the Croom era (sorry,
we're sold out)</td><td class="xl22" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">0</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">PREDICTION:</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">53,582</td></tr></tbody></col></col></table>
 
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FlabLoser

Redshirt
Aug 20, 2006
10,709
0
0
<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 222pt;" width="296" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><col style="width: 174pt;" width="232"><col style="width: 48pt;" width="64"><tbody><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; width: 174pt;" width="232" height="17">Base
attendance (upgraded for 2010)</td><td class="xl23" style="border-left: medium none; width: 48pt;" width="64" align="right">35,000</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Opposing
fanbase apathy</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">-2,799</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Two Parade
All-American QBs</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">3,082</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">…on our
roster</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">8,866</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Mad Manny's
defensive debut</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">2,606</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Momentum from
2009 season</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">4,127</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">Mild weather
forecast</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">2,700</td></tr><tr style="height: 25.5pt;" height="34"><td class="xl24" style="height: 25.5pt; border-top: medium none; width: 174pt;" width="232" height="34">Ex-holders who didn't build points in the Croom era (sorry,
we're sold out)</td><td class="xl22" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">0</td></tr><tr style="height: 12.75pt;" height="17"><td class="xl22" style="height: 12.75pt; border-top: medium none;" height="17">PREDICTION:</td><td class="xl23" style="border-top: medium none; border-left: medium none;" align="right">53,582</td></tr></tbody></col></col></table>
 
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msumhsfan

Redshirt
Sep 21, 2009
516
0
11
I dont think I would miss a game for dove hunting, but I doenjoy some dove hunting. I know my buddy is staying home for a hunt</p>
 
vhdawg

vhdawg

All-Conference
Sep 29, 2004
4,387
1,804
113
It'd be interesting to see just how accurate you've been.
 
uptowndawg

uptowndawg

Senior
Jul 15, 2010
2,188
900
113
I like the final number though.<div>
</div><div>May want to add a -2 in there for my joint season ticket holders because of dove season.</div>
 
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Coach34

Redshirt
Jul 20, 2012
20,283
1
0
get beat on to save Westbrook and Gore for the real games....41 carries for 119 yards the last 2 games- that's not even 3 yards/carry

After Green Bay put 59 on the Colts the other night, it's obvious they aren't playing defense this preseason.


We will be fine without Dixon if Relf's finger is ok- quit worrying
 
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FlabLoser

Redshirt
Aug 20, 2006
10,709
0
0
I have not. But the year in which the calculator got sponsored by Texas Instruments, I was on a tear. I missed one game by about 26 people and another by a few hundred.
 
57stratdawg

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,348
24,123
113
Don't get me wrong, it's a great way to spend a 3:55 AM on a Saturday. It's September, yet because of the early morning hour and lack of sun I'm cold, uncomfortable, and not yet inclined to take a drink. Then the day really gets going as we fire into the air and hope for the best as the pellets, intended for those mean-*** birds, rain back down on me and my loved ones.

You'd rather do that than go to THE FIRST F*CKING FOOTBALL GAME? Plus, we're gonna win. As an MSU fan I've come to really enjoy saying that before games.

You need Jesus my friend.
 
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Buford T. Justice

Redshirt
Nov 17, 2008
1,519
0
0
615dawg said:
The first time you did this as a joke during the Croom error is the time you missed it by 26.
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When there is only 50 people in the stands to watch the high-powered West Coast Offense, missing it by 26 isn't very impressive.I still loathe that fat crooked-hat bastard.
 
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Hump4Hoops

Redshirt
May 1, 2010
6,611
13
38
I've never understood why people like hunting. And seeing that it might make people miss the first snaps of the season of a football team they care about enough to be a message board junkie? I hope I never understand :p
 
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fishwater99

Freshman
Jun 4, 2007
14,072
54
48
It's not like we are playing an SEC team, it's Memphis. Last year I had to miss the huge game against JSU. I think I will be fine once again.

The Mississippi delta will be full of hunters on Saturday. A good Dove Hunt doesn't start until the afternoon. You start smoking a whole hog and goat on Friday night, Saturday morning the chicken and ribs hit the smokers. The Hunters start showing up around noon and the eating begins. The beer is cold and stories are told. You load up and hit the Sunflower fields around 3pm. Shoot the limit before dark and then catch the game on ESPNU.
If you have never been to a hunt like this, then you will never understand.

Go DAWGS.....
 
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stateskills

Redshirt
May 23, 2006
185
0
0
Replace the shooting birds part of your story with attending a football game and you've had the exact same Saturday as the fine folks who tailgate all day before going to the game.

Whatever floats your boat, but can't you kill doves on Sunday?
 
57stratdawg

57stratdawg

Heisman
Dec 1, 2004
148,348
24,123
113
in fact, I really do enjoy it. But to skip the first home football game, man, thats tough to justify to me.
 
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RonnyAtmosphere

Redshirt
Jun 4, 2007
2,883
0
0
...you calculations have proven to be suprisingly accurate, so I must defer to your methodology.


Since Memphis is picked to suck so hard, I'll go with 51,500.
 
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RocketCityDawg

Redshirt
Nov 11, 2007
1,660
0
36
This weekend. So, I sold them to a guy who works on Redstone Arsenal.
I axed when he and his wife were arriving, to invite them to our tailgate.

Bottom line: Wife and one son are going to the game.
Other son and dad are going bird-shooting.

To each hims own.
 
DesotoCountyDawg

DesotoCountyDawg

Heisman
Nov 16, 2005
27,019
19,416
113
A good Dove Hunt doesn't start until the afternoon.
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********. We hunt in the morning almost exclusively and slaughter them every time. 25 hunters all get their limit within an hour.
 
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fishwater99

Freshman
Jun 4, 2007
14,072
54
48
DesotoCountyDawg said:
A good Dove Hunt doesn't start until the afternoon.
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********. We hunt in the morning almost exclusively and slaughter them every time. 25 hunters all get their limit within an hour.
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Hey asshat...
Just like a football game, the pre-hunt party is just as much a part of the hunt as is the actual hunt itself. I will be hunting morning and afternoon at two different un-disclosed locations in the MS Delta. Now go back to crying over your 2010 crops...
 
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