bitchin' and moaning about so and so whiffing all the time or popping up or not moving a runner along, make a trip to the batting cages. That'll humble you and shut you up.
For all you baseball fans
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I watched kids at the batting cages all weekend. It didn't humble me one bit.
Well I guess we will shut down talking about sports. If we aren’t out on the field with a bat, wearing pads and a helmet, or shooting free throws with the team then what’s the use talking about them right?
I don't know what you're talking about man. I absolutely rake in backyard wiffle ball against my 5 year old.
“Daaaaaaad, stop throwing knuckle curves with the wiffle ball.”
Last year, during All Star Weekend, I was a Defcon 1 level threat in the VR Home Run derby. The kids in line behind us were telling my kids how impressed they were as I was batting.
I was the humbler, not the humbled.***
I was the humbler, not the humbled.***
When I took my kid to the cage for the first time, I said, “let me show you.” Oooh boy. We had a pretty good laugh.
My kids are both better at the sport they play ( baseball/basketball) than i ever was at the sane age. I tell them all the time that they know more than i do after years of private coaching. I never bt h after or during a game unless they play lazy. When i say never i mean never
If your not yelling at your kid during a game, how do they know you love them and how do the other parents know how good you used to be?
Wait, I'm supposed to be able to hit a ball now 40 years after I last swung at any, didn't realize that.
I thought that was what the players were for and why they get paid now plus have their scholarships, tutors, medical care, dorm or living allowance, individualized meal plans to maximize performance. Sorry, my bad............
I believe everyone deserves the right to bear children… until I read posts like this.
Wanna get embarrassed? Go to cage and swing at 90 mph balls for a while and then go play in a slow pitch softball game afterwards.
I bet their Drunk Thoughts are garbage though!
We all heard he came back and whipped you’re ***
Went to batting cages this morning and had a hard time getting around on that 70 mph heat.
Look damit, we all played little league, and probably coached, so just shut up.
Need a ruling from Mike Tice. Is this ^^^ a drunk thoughts post in your opinion?
Whatever, I'm all league player in the church softball league**
*****, I played right field in little league, that's where they put all the best players.
Not sure I want bear children
It would be interesting to know about our baseball posters. I will start. I played little league and then coached little league for 13 total years when my kids were playing. Made a lot of good friends but still have a couple of parents that hate me from not pampering their screw up kid over 30 years ago.
I played LL, Legion HS and ultimately got cut in JUCO (thought lifting was stupid) instead of xfering I focused intramurals girls and brews
That ad was after the previews and right before the feature presentation of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the VHS tape. That's how I knew when to stop fast forwarding.
Also, went to the Putt-Putt batting cages yesterday with my stepson for father's day. I was not humbled. Stopped by academy for some batting gloves, but still used their sh!tty bats. First few swings were, indeed terrible, then I found my timing mechanism.