Former Miss USA dumps Tebow because he wouldn't have sex with her.

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This is true of a lot of super religious dudes.

You ain't smashing because you like ween, not because you buy into the magical book. I also know some people who almost certainly are gay, but their "faith" won't let them be, so they live their lives as closeted homosexuals. Brain-washing is sad.
False, unless your are omnipotent and know everything. You touted this out like it was fact without any evidence to prove it. However, your were right about brainwashing being sad, your left leaning postings in the past prove that.[/QUOTE]
 
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When he does finally get some he will be pissed off about how naive he was. You don't get to go back and catch up.

There is a certain level of woman that must be tagged if you get the opportunity no matter what. If it's in an airplane bathroom, hotel laundry room, office closet, warehouse rooftop... regardless. If you are a man and a woman like that spreads them then you drop everything, and I mean everything, and you immediately go all in to the hilt just to get that under your belt so it can never be taken away. You go straight for the quickest nut possible. All out sprint. Hard as you can put it to her. Then let the chips fall where they may.

Anyone says or thinks any different then you are some form of gay. Nothing wrong with it, but you definitely are if you let ANYTHING stand in the way of you immediately putting the meat to that. Period.
 

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Or, all of this could be because he will not be in the spotlight making the really big money now and this is her way out without looking like a money grubbing witch.
 

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The longer he waits the tougher it will be for him to find someone..or he will end up with a chick who has already been dug out a million times and has decided to change. However, in christian fashion he won't accept her, forgive and give a second chance.
 

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Wow that's the best bikini I've ever seen.

But really, can you even picture Tebow with that? Even hanging out with that? They didn't have **** to talk about and he probably jizzed his pants often.
 

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Wow that's the best bikini I've ever seen.

But really, can you even picture Tebow with that? Even hanging out with that? They didn't have **** to talk about and he probably jizzed his pants often.

Love to be a fly on the wall for those conversations. I bet they're thought provoking and pensive.


Miss USA: "So Tim, are you like, going to like, get me some ice cream? Like now??
Tebow: "Mee Teebow, mee get you ice cream,"
 

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The only thing Tim has going for him as far as finding a virgin counterpart is that he casts a big net (world famous). Otherwise, If he were some regular guy limited to one city basically and this is his goal, he'd certainly never find a wife. No girl in today's society wants a virgin husband, not even the biggest bible thumping christian girl. Every female near his age regardless of religious beliefs wants a bad boy who's sleighed tons of whores (but come away disease free) that is ready to reform his ways.

Credit to Tebow though as it appears he's smart enough to have realized this fact and given up on the idea of finding a virgin counterpart. I'm sure he came to this realization after graduating college, probably before, which is clear now that he's allowing himself to fall in love with girls like this one that have ridden 3 miles worth of dicks in their short lifetime.
 
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According to statistics, my penis is larger than average.


You know what I tell myself. That in my last past life I had a 15 inch penis that caused me a hard life and was a huge disability and when I died I said I want a impish white man's penis in my next life.

Thing is, be careful what you ask for......
 

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The human body is not evolved for sexual abstinence. At this rate, Tebow will die of prostate cancer by age 40.

If he makes it, we'll know he's been spanking his monkey or he's gay. Either of which dooms him to the lowest pit of Hell. Kind of ironic.
 
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The human body is not evolved for sexual abstinence. At this rate, Tebow will die of prostate cancer by age 40.

If he makes it, we'll know he's been spanking his monkey or he's gay. Either of which dooms him to the lowest pit of Hell. Kind of ironic.
If the goal is to avoid prostate cancer, regular masturbating would be healthier than regular sex because of the risk of STDs, at least according to the research! Of course this article is six years old, which could likely mean the research is all useless now.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200906/does-sex-increase-risk-prostate-cancer
 

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This is true of a lot of super religious dudes.

You ain't smashing because you like ween, not because you buy into the magical book. I also know some people who almost certainly are gay, but their "faith" won't let them be, so they live their lives as closeted homosexuals. Brain-washing is sad.

Those people also tend to be real angry about gay weddings and start threads titled "why is this news?" when an athlete comes out. Sexual frustration turns into hatred for them.
 

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If the goal is to avoid prostate cancer, regular masturbating would be healthier than regular sex because of the risk of STDs, at least according to the research! Of course this article is six years old, which could likely mean the research is all useless now.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/200906/does-sex-increase-risk-prostate-cancer
Tis the sin of Onan!

Tebow is artificially driving down the statistics. I think the average man has like 8-10 women in their lifetime and that has always struck me as absurd. I've had 8 times that many without being too much of a horndog.
 

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Growing up I knew guys that hit every situation mentioned. I knew a guy proclaiming abstinence who was hitting everything he could and another who won a preaching contest, proclaimed abstinence, and is now married to a man. People are too complicated to classify based on this info.
Aside from this vid, I'm still tired of the guy.