Friday afternoon fun thread....

[Drebin]

Predict the most absurd way Arkansas will beat Ole Miss this weekend.

GO!

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

Forfeit??***

 

[maroonmadman]

The game will go to OT tied at 0 - 0. Arky wins 2 - 0 by scoring a safety in the 5th OT.

 

[bulldognation]

0:15 remaining in the game.
27-21 Ole Miss on top.

Arkansas down to their last play. Woo pig throws up a dying duck of a pass into the endzone hoping for a miracle and lo and behold it's headed straight towards a wide open Arky receiver. Not to be outdone by Jackson State, Tony the Landshark enters the field and breaks up the pass... not only securing the penalty, but also getting ejected from the game for fighting with the ref afterwards. Arky goes on to punch it in and makes the extra point as time expires.

28-27 Arkansas

Cameras pan to the student section. Surrender cobras everywhere. Then the party decks collapse.

Fin.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

The Razorbacks win the Party.

 

[Drebin]

Ole Miss is down 22-17 in the waning seconds, when Matt Corral throws a stunningly bad interception. During the return, Arkansas fumbles the ball, and Scottie Phillips picks it up and races 65 yards for a touchdown to put Ole Miss ahead 23-22 with two seconds left in the game. Inexplicably, Luke decides to kick the extra point instead of going for two, and it gets blocked and returned all the way for two points, and a 24-23 victory for Arkansas.

 

[Digging dog]

4th&25*

 

[dorndawg]

Both teams pay competent football in all aspects of the game, with the Razorbacks narrowly escaping with a hard-fought win.

 

[Drebin]

Both teams pay competent football in all aspects of the game, with the Razorbacks narrowly escaping with a hard-fought win.

That may be the most surprising and far-fetched outcome of all.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

^^^ Winner

 

[mdm3045]

Matt Luke tears ACL running out of the tunnel and is forced to coach the game from a hospital bed. He gives Chad Morris a big thumbs up after Arky wins it 3-0 with a field goal as time expires

 

[Puppychow]

My nephew starts for Arkansas. I’m thinking about hitting State USM, then driving up to Oxford for the Rebs Arkansas night game to support the family. Seems like a good excuse/opportunity to see all three Mississippi schools in one day. A Dawg win and a stunning loss by the Rebs would make for a perfect day of football.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Ole Miss puts on an absolute football clinic. 600+ yards of offense and the defense holds Arkansas to under a 100 total yards. Corral has taken the final knee to run out the clock on a 67-0 beatdown. Handshakes have started and photographers are on the field for the coaches meeting at midfield. When all of a sudden a loud scream is heard from the sky. People look up to see a naked Hugh Freeze parachuting in yelling at the top of his lungs he was just hired back and Matt Luke can 17 the hell off. Evidently, he was stoned on morphine and had just gotten a happy ending behind the chevron. In his stoned stupor he loses control while landing and falls right on top of the referee with 0:02 still on the game clock tea bagging him on national tv. The referee, in a fit of rage and spitting beaver pubes out of his mouth orders ole miss forfeit the game.

 

[tatedog]

The Razorbacks win the Party Deck.

Just to make things interesting...

 

[llmsudawg]

The game will go to OT tied at 0 - 0. Arky wins 2 - 0 by scoring a safety in the 5th OT.

that's a helluva safety...

 

[tatedog]

Ole Miss is down 22-17 in the waning seconds, when Matt Corral throws a stunningly bad interception. During the return, Arkansas fumbles the ball, and Scottie Phillips picks it up and races 65 yards for a touchdown to put Ole Miss ahead 23-22 with two seconds left in the game. Inexplicably, Luke decides to kick the extra point instead of going for two, and it gets blocked and returned all the way for two points, and a 24-23 victory for Arkansas.

I thought you said pick the most absurd outcome, not the most likely.