Friday Fourplay - Kentucky

[ZombieKissinger]

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Less and less likely to age well

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Another

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More and more likely to be talking ****

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

My favorite thing about sixpack. 2 weeks ago I make a drunk joke to Drebin about my stinky toots and I get 50 downvotes. This week I start a thread about nearly getting **** on my hand while wiping my *** and we get 100 stories about the nastiest dookies ever taken.

You 17ing weird bastards are my peeps.

 

[dawgstudent]

My submission

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More and more likely to have bad breath

 

[PineGroveBully]

When do you start working on these? I was up at 1 when I saw you posting these.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Usually I’m thinking during the week. Each one only takes about five minutes, so I’ll typically put them together on Thursday afternoon or early Friday morning. I’m on Pacific time so if I’m up past 10, I’ll post on Thursday night

 

[PineGroveBully]

Brings back memories of smootsmack.com. Water covers 70% of the earth, Smoot covers the resr.

 

[johnson86-1]

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Less and less likely to age well

I knew Ashley Judd had gone downhill but had no idea by how much. How do you have money and age that poorly.

 

[patdog]

Drugs and mental illness.

 

[paindonthurt_]

And crappy plastic surgeries

 

[Drebin]

And crappy plastic surgeries

The real answer.

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

She had a bad accident recently

Shattered her leg while hiking in the Congo. That would make anyone look like **** after 55hr rescue. Nevermind, she's in her 50s now.
When people make stupid comments about someone's looks, they should be required to post a current pic of their mug.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

post a current pic of their mug.

I'll bite.

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[Drebin]

My submission...

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Less and less likely to need to wear a Halloween costume.

 

[johnson86-1]

Shattered her leg while hiking in the Congo. That would make anyone look like **** after 55hr rescue. Nevermind, she's in her 50s now.
When people make stupid comments about someone's looks, they should be required to post a current pic of their mug.

Sorry. Forgot I was on Sixpack where posters are known for their sensitivities towards women's looks. I will take future similar comments to a less classy message board.

That said, 53 isn't that old. I know 53 years in real life that still look really good. In general good looking actresses age really well, and I didn't know anything about her accident, so it's surprising to see that she has not aged well.

ETA: Also, I don't know how to post pics, but you'll have to trust me that Derek Zoolander is jealous of my looks and so far, it looks like I'm on pace to maintain them through my 50's.

 

[ZombieKissinger]

This picture was well before that accident