From the Auburn Scout board. "The REAL story." Hilarious.

[studentdawg87]

<h4>The REAL Story</h4>_________________________________________________<div class="messagebody">A talented young
man goes to a major football school, known for lax discipline. He soon
realizes that the starter ahead of him is a world class talent, and some
of his natural immaturity leads to a few poor decisions. His father is
keeping a close eye, and eventually pulls him from that environment,
entrusting him to a coach in the middle of nowhere. He sleeps on the
coach's couch, and spends his spare time doing maintenance work on the
stadium. He finds himself, becomes a natural leader, and leads the team
to a national championship, and himself to a sense of purpose and
redemption. He moves to Auburn and before his name becomes a household
word he volunteers at a local school, working with kids who maybe don't
have a father like his. He sets an example of work on the practice
field, and his teammates, including at least three who coveted the
starting quarterback position, rally around him. And that's about the
time we all start watching.

The REAL story is like a movie about
redemption. The FALSE story is like a sleazy tabloid piece about
corruption. And we are privileged to be able to witness the REAL story
playing out before our eyes. Only at Auburn.

WAR EAGLE!</div>

 

[The Peeper]

BUT, while Cam was working in the stadium and helping kids, Rev. Cecil was reading the "Signing College Prospects for Dummies" book written by the Rev. Ken Fairley about how he "Handled" the Marcus Dupree courtship and well, we all know now how that story ended.

 

[AssEndDawg]

that guy should be writing screen plays!

 

[Hail State]

For whoever to break out the "Blank Stare" signature of the chick/dude or whatever it isdrinking the glass of water this is it.

 

[Todd4State]

that those kids don't have a Dad like Cam's.

 

[KennyPowers2]

Assend,

Your little asian chick has become a fantasy of mine. </p>

 

[triton28]

The part about him being a 17 up everywhere he has been and people continuing to offer him another chance only to be screwed over again by the C&C Memonster Factory. That's not important though.

 

[miss daisy]

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[o_GuitarDawg]

Why did Cecil lawyer up? Guilty or not.

I suppose he was trying to eventuallyprotect himself from the IRS?

 

[Rebels7]

I honestly couldn't read all of that.

 

[Rebels7]

But if you were him in this situation, the FIRST thing you should do is get a lawyer. In fact, you should pay a $200,000 retainer.

 

[Hail State]

is a large black man/woman, although yours is equally disturbing. Props on the peeping Finebaum.

ETA: Spelling corrections

 

[patdog]

No, that scenario is not anywhere near true even if you ignore Cecil completely. Cam Newton didn't "make a few bad decisions" at UF. He stole a laptop, the police report says that they heard Cam in the next room on a cell phone conversation say "there's a laptop, I took it" to his friend who then took it when he threw it out the window and tried to hide it behind a dumpster. He pleaded down to possession of stolen property, but the facts of the case are that he stole it himself. That's not a "bad decision," that's a crime. Then throw in the academic fraud (3 times busted), and it's pretty clear that he's a thug. No to mention that it's laughable to even begin to believe that he went to Auburn "because that's where daddy told me to go" without knowing exactly why daddy told him to go to Auburn. He's no better than his dad is. It's as simple as that.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Cam wears their colors so he is one of their own. He is infallible until they hear it from him that he screwed the pooch. Lets be honest, most of us (State fans in general) would do and say the same type of things to protect one of our own.

Id like to think that most sixpackers could see though the bs and call it like we see it, but im not sure...

 

[patdog]

I just don't havea clue why several SPS posters do.

 

[Todd4State]

If he played for us under the exact same circumstances and this came out, I think my attitude would be more like "Well, ****" instead of slapping his face on top of Jesus and talking about what a good person he is.

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious whats going to happen to Auburn here. I just think that they have a LOT of fans that are going through the denial phase. At least I hope that they are.

If MSU hired a guy that was a complete and utter failure from Iowa State, and I honestly can't think of anyone that considers Chizek a great coach even now despite the fact that his team is undefeated, with Ole Miss winning SEC and National Championships, and all of a sudden we reel in the fourth best recruiting class in America, I would have to surmise that we are completely cheating our asses off.

But hey, Auburn is a special place, right?

 

[Topgundawg]

As long as the proof is not 100 percent lie, lie, lie.. That is what is going on at Auburn. As long as it is not proven defend, defend, defend because they get to continue to rock and roll. Hell, Reggie Bush still denies any wrong doing and they have stripped USC, his name from their rafters, and gotten the Heisman back.

I wonder how CAM did down at the cow college in Texas. I wonder if he every even went to class. From what I have seen over my life. When someone gets caught cheating it is not the first time they have done it, when someone gets caught stealing it is not the first time they have done it. When someone gets caught speeding it is not the first time they did it....

 

[Topgundawg]

As long as the proof is not 100 percent lie, lie, lie.. That is what is going on at Auburn. As long as it is not proven defend, defend, defend because they get to continue to rock and roll. Hell, Reggie Bush still denies any wrong doing and they have stripped USC, his name from their rafters, and gotten the Heisman back.

I wonder how CAM did down at the cow college in Texas. I wonder if he every even went to class. From what I have seen over my life. When someone gets caught cheating it is not the first time they have done it, when someone gets caught stealing it is not the first time they have done it. When someone gets caught speeding it is not the first time they did it....