FSU / SMU Game Thread

[57stratdawg]

We’ve got Jimbo in the house? Biggest improvement week 1 to week 2?

Choose wisely:

 

[MSUDC11-2.0]

SMU is super weird so I can be convinced of just about anything with this one

 

[dawgman42]

Ha! Power outage in the stadium. Sounds about right.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

No Lights, no power!

Got to be AI overreach!

 

[57stratdawg]

Power issues at Doak. Sounds like a small delay coming up.

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

Somebody take a power bill collection from the players!

 

[Called3rdstrikedawg]

FSU would probably play better in the dark.

 

[dog99walker]

I think they are leaving the field. They went to the backup system and it blew the transformer.

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

City of Tallahassee Electric off for Labor Day.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

How they going to buy out Norvell if they can’t pay the power bill?

 

[Xenomorph]

The guy checking all the electrical at Doak leading up to the first game had one job….

 

[jethreauxdawg]

How they going to buy out Norvell if they can’t pay the power bill?

Can’t fire him if you can’t see him lose

 

[GloryDawg]

The media will be blaming data centers by morning shows. ****

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

I don’t think they are going to play tonight

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

 

[57stratdawg]

Sounds like they’ve got 1 more option to try. Otherwise, might have to play this tomorrow.

 

[CascillaCountryClub]

Surely there is a Caterpillar Dealer nearby with some Power Generators

 

[BreckyBratt]

They are worried about power to the press box at this point. How about play football?!

 

[DocHolliday.sixpack]

Thank goodness this isn’t at our place, we’d never hear the end of the Mississippi jokes! Ha.

 

[SoJxnVol]

Seeing what I’m seeing on tv, didn’t it used to be kinda dark in that stadium anyway?

 

[Xenomorph]

So they're gonna kick at 9:15 eastern.

No coach to helmet communication.
No sideline technology.
No PA system in the stadium.
No scoreboard.
No clock on the field.
"Enough lights to play"

 

[DawgInThe256]

The official time will be kept in the B1G Replay Center

 

[patdog]

So they're gonna kick at 9:15 eastern.

No coach to helmet communication.
No sideline technology.
No PA system in the stadium.
No scoreboard.
No clock on the field.
"Enough lights to play"

Enough lights to play? What does that even mean? You either have lights or you don’t. If I’m SMU I’m p*ssed.

 

[GloryDawg]

So they're gonna kick at 9:15 eastern.

No coach to helmet communication.
No sideline technology.
No PA system in the stadium.
No scoreboard.
No clock on the field.
"Enough lights to play"

Old school the way it should be.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

There’s more light in that stadium than in some high school games I’ve been to.

 

[HailStout]

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Somebody gag that female announcer. Please.

And Jimbo

 

[FlotownDawg]

Jimbo and the black guy being little b!tches and saying the game should be postponed because they don’t have iPads and coach to player headset communication. Props to the bald guy for disagreeing and saying “How did we play this game for the last 100 years?”

 

[patdog]

There’s more light in that stadium than in some high school games I’ve been to.

I’m sure. But is it really a good idea to play what could be a very important P4 conference game in these conditions? That’s bush league.

 

[dog99walker]

It was Uncle Eddie, plugging up the RV.

 

[RocketDawg]

There’s more light in that stadium than in some high school games I’ve been to.

Most importantly - will the flashing LEDs work?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

I’m sure. But is it really a good idea to play what could be a very important P4 conference game in these conditions? That’s bush league.

That could happen anywhere, PLAY the dang game.

 

[RocketDawg]

Somebody gag that female announcer. Please.

And Jimbo

Is it Beth? I'm watching New Yankee Workshop episodes on YouTube. I'll switch over after this episode is done.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Is it Beth? I'm watching New Yankee Workshop episodes on YouTube. I'll switch over after this episode is done.

NO

 

[jethreauxdawg]

I’m sure. But is it really a good idea to play what could be a very important P4 conference game in these conditions? That’s bush league.

There’s really no other option. Too much money on the table already

 

[patdog]

There’s really no other option. Too much money on the table already

It’s all about the money. The integrity of the game be damned.

 

[dog99walker]

Somebody in Tallahassee is gonna get fired tomorrow!!

 

[jethreauxdawg]

It’s all about the money. The integrity of the game be damned.

Integrity of the game went away when they added face masks

 

[HailStout]

 

[Seinfeld]

Somebody gag that female announcer. Please.

And Jimbo

Jimbo is awful, and I say that during an era of a lot of… not great announcers. What do you even call his accent? It’s like some weird mixture of nerd, redneck, and swamp people mixed into one