Funniest moronic quote I've heard in a long, long, long time...

[missouridawg]

I wish I had a link and was sharing this with you without first hand perspective, as to bring some validity to what I'm about to share... but unfortunately, I had to listen to this moron at the dinner table tonight.

My fiance's step-brother, who does not have an undergraduate degree, and is currently on a 2 week leave during a tour in Iraq (God bless his soul for serving our country)... Anyways, he's full of **** 100% of the time and is a pathological liar... So we're sitting at the dinner table and my future brother-in-law is in the middle of his 2 year MBA Program and is discussing one of his classes.... The moron, during this conversation about economics, pipes in and says "When I get out of the military I'm seriously debating on getting an MBA from one of the Ivory League schools"

No, that is not a typo.... He most definitely talked about attending an <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; text-decoration: underline;">Ivory</span> League school. I'm not a big fan of Bill Engvall, but Jesus Christ if I didn't want to make him a necklace with a big sign that says "I'm Stupid" on it.... I haven't laughed this hard in someone's face EVER.

 

[cps36]

Since thats the point of this board. Maybe you should cut the guy some slack.

 

[LewisNixon]

your post makes you sound like an elitist, white wine sipping, limp wristed snob who finds entertainment making fun of the less educated while comfortably ensconced in your <span style="text-decoration:line-through">ivory</span> ivy tower.

Give the poor guy a break. One of the most intelligent, most educated men I ever knew used to say "theirselves". I let it slide.

 

[MSUCostanza]

Seriously, you spent how long typing that out?

 

[biguglyjoe]

he meant one of these?

 

[missouridawg]

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[dickiedawg]

I found some humor in it, too. More the "I'm going to get an MBA without an undergrad degree" part, though.

 

[Rebheaded Stranger]

I say %+%! him...%+%! him forever.

 

[Bulldog12]

It appears to me as though you have had something against this cat for a while now. And it seems like you have been waiting on something, anything for this guy to slip up on so that you could make fun at his expense because that story had some real promise but it was absolutely pointless and boring as ****.

 

[38843dawg]

Nm

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I say %+%! him...%+%! him forever.

He is the one on the wall protecting your butt. So, 17 you no matter how uneducated he maybe.

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

Memphis. I think a few people on here may actually know him, he's back in Madison now though. But he lied about EVERYTHING. I mean everything. We used to joke that his name probably wasn't even right. He would lie about his job, how much he made, how he was gonna buy a farm and some horses, what time he went to bed, what he did at the bar, hell what color the sky was. He would lie about **** there was no point in lying about, and **** that he would absolutely get caught in. Everything out of his mouth had to be confirmed. After a while it stopped being annoying and became funny.