Funny Fight Story

FormerBully

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The threads about fights reminded me of a fight I was in during the 7th grade. A friend of mine and I didn't have the best street credit at the time. So, being dumb 7th graders, we decided to stage a fight between us before basketball. We knew we had about ten minutes out front of the gym before our coach arrived, and we would have all the 7th and 8th-graders there to watch. It would be perfect, and we would look awesome. We even talked about where to hit and made sure it would end early before the coach got there. It would end in a draw. \

So, when the time comes, we start bad-mouthing each other and start hitting each other. The next thing I know, one of my other friends comes running and lands a punch on the other guy's face, which inspires another guy to tackle me, and we start swinging like crazy. About that time, someone yells, " Coach! " and we all break apart. Everyone is just blown away at the craziness. We all four became legends that day. No one ever knew it started as a fake fight. Crazy middle school days.
 

TimberBeast

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The threads about fights reminded me of a fight I was in during the 7th grade. A friend of mine and I didn't have the best street credit at the time. So, being dumb 7th graders, we decided to stage a fight between us before basketball. We knew we had about ten minutes out front of the gym before our coach arrived, and we would have all the 7th and 8th-graders there to watch. It would be perfect, and we would look awesome. We even talked about where to hit and made sure it would end early before the coach got there. It would end in a draw. \

So, when the time comes, we start bad-mouthing each other and start hitting each other. The next thing I know, one of my other friends comes running and lands a punch on the other guy's face, which inspires another guy to tackle me, and we start swinging like crazy. About that time, someone yells, " Coach! " and we all break apart. Everyone is just blown away at the craziness. We all four became legends that day. No one ever knew it started as a fake fight. Crazy middle school days.
That's funny. I had PE with a guy one year I think 7th or 8th grade, he was always in trouble for something at school, and I never was. But I hated school and one day in PE we decided to fake a fight with each other so we could get suspended and miss a few days. Apparently we didn't do very good, he got suspended and I did not. What a mess that was.
 

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Reminds me of Jr. High basketball before practice. We had a hallway between locker room and gym that we had to walk through to get into the gym. It didn't happen every day but randomly someone would cut the light switch and it would be completely dark so you were either throwing Hail Mary punches, army crawling to the door or rolling the dice and sprinting. We did some stupid s back then.
 

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The threads about fights reminded me of a fight I was in during the 7th grade. A friend of mine and I didn't have the best street credit at the time. So, being dumb 7th graders, we decided to stage a fight between us before basketball. We knew we had about ten minutes out front of the gym before our coach arrived, and we would have all the 7th and 8th-graders there to watch. It would be perfect, and we would look awesome. We even talked about where to hit and made sure it would end early before the coach got there. It would end in a draw. \

So, when the time comes, we start bad-mouthing each other and start hitting each other. The next thing I know, one of my other friends comes running and lands a punch on the other guy's face, which inspires another guy to tackle me, and we start swinging like crazy. About that time, someone yells, " Coach! " and we all break apart. Everyone is just blown away at the craziness. We all four became legends that day. No one ever knew it started as a fake fight. Crazy middle school days.
You know, this sure sounds like the start of an OM recruiting expedition to me.
 
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WrightGuy821

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My introduction to middle school on the first day of 6th grade was 2 8th graders fighting at the top of the bleachers and we watched them roll the whole way down cussing and punching each other. Turns out they were buddies and they just did that for the heck of it
 
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