FYI: I have several open spots in a "Lexington Bad Boys" group

Prollywood

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I've been getting a lot DMs about this recently so I thought I should just start a new topic to lay it out for everyone.

Yes, the rumors are true, I am bringing back the legendary "Lexington Bad Boys" group. I've got most of the spots already filled with a lot of the old crew, but there are several spots still open. So if you've always wanted to be a part of this, or have always thought you were tough enough to do it, now is your chance.

Now if you want to be a real Bad Boy, you have to remember three key rules that you can NEVER break:

Rule #1: Bad Boys never tell the truth!!!

Rule #2: Bad Boys apologize.......FOR NOTHING!!!!

And Rule #3 (and probably the most important): Bad Boys never, ever, ever look back!!!

If you think you're man enough to join this badass gang, we're having open tryouts this Friday starting at 9 p.m. in the parking lot outside of LA Fitness on Bryan Station Road. Hit me up for further details and be sure to wear loose clothing.
 

Prollywood

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Oh man are y’all gonna have a rumble?

Come on down and find out.

Have you ever wanted to be a badass before? Like when you walk into a bar and you can just feel the stares of weaker men looking at you in fear? Never having to worry about calling ahead to a restaurant or having to go to therapy?

Let's see what you got.
 

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Is the drummer "Kidd" Vicious have any relation to Sidd Vicious ? LOL, if so, he could be a true bad asss.
 

Prollywood

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This sounds like a gay orgy to me so hard pass.

There's no shenanigans here. Despite what you've heard, we're a group of upstanding gentlemen. We like the finer things in life and clean up well. But we also like to drift out along the edge, living life moment to moment, and don't mind flirting with danger as much as we can. And we're not afraid to get our hands dirty if need be. Catch my drift?

Come out Friday night. If you think you're bad.
 

Prollywood

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So strange…can you post a photo of your treehouse? What’s the password?

Dirty beach bum look, trying to hide your beer belly with oversized shirts that only make it look more prominent, a blotchy snakeskin tan, probably have annoying little wheeze when you laugh, still buys candy bars, and that permanent dumbstruck look on your face...... ugh.

You'll never be Bad Boy material.

NEXT
 

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Dirty beach bum look, trying to hide your beer belly with oversized shirts that only make it look more prominent, a blotchy snakeskin tan, probably have annoying little wheeze when you laugh, still buys candy bars, and that permanent dumbstruck look on your face...... ugh.

You'll never be Bad Boy material.

NEXT
Losers never tell the truth, not badasses. 🤡
 

Prollywood

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🤣I haven’t watched in 30 years, hence the childhood reference. Have fun, Bad Bunny. 🤣



Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. It's okay, not everyone can be a legit badass like me and my boys. The world needs dorks like you who listen to wrestling podcasts, still go to Olive Garden, and tear up when you listen to "The Space Between" by DMB.

As stated previously and obvious after your response: you're clearly not Bad Boy material. Please do not even waste your time showing up on Friday night.

NEXT.
 

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Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart. It's okay, not everyone can be a legit badass like me and my boys. The world needs dorks like you who listen to wrestling podcasts, still go to Olive Garden, and tear up when you listen to "The Space Between" by DMB.

As stated previously and obvious after your response: you're clearly not Bad Boy material. Please do not even waste your time showing up on Friday night.

NEXT.
What idiot would show up to your clown show? Some guy with broken glasses and a pocket protector in a beater? Lmao. Troll on.
 

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LOL, says the "guy" posting talking about grown asss men being a "club" I bet you are. By the way, does the letters E-A-D mean anything to you ? If not, I can definitely get you "up to snuff". But no need to tell you to EAD, you "prollywood" without telling you to.
His first rule is "never tell the truth", meaning he's full of it and there is no club. He stole his big brother's internet password and is running wild. 🤣 Absolutely NOBODY would show up even if it were true. Imao
 

Prollywood

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LOL, says the "guy" posting talking about grown asss men being a "club" I bet you are. By the way, does the letters E-A-D mean anything to you ? If not, I can definitely get you "up to snuff". But no need to tell you to EAD, you "prollywood" without telling you to.

LOL you're so jealous you'll never even be considered. It's embarrassing dude. You probably can't even do a single chin-up.

Get over it dude.

The world needs goo-goo baby bitches too. Not everyone can be great.
 
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Prollywood

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This guy will be there tomorrow night and is looking forward to proving his medal.

You're actually legitimately dumb.

And it should be proving his mettle, not medal, you dopey mouth-breather.

You need to take a few months off, maybe check yourself in at some inpatient neuro rehab facility, and never post here again. Fortunately, the Bad Boys have standards which you'll obviously never meet.

And please don't show up tomorrow night even though I know you're desperate to hang with us. It would just be so so so so so so so so so sad.
 

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Tough "Bad Boys" hanging out in the hard scrabble streets, lined with 4000 Square foot/mid-century/400,000 dollar homes in Deepwood and Kenawood. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

What's next? You gonna occupy Bell Court and Chevy Chase? Maybe Lakeshore Dr.? :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

Until you move over a couple of miles and set up shop in Marlboro and Winburn, you're all fluff. LOL Better yet, plant your flag at the shelter in Douglass park. LOL
 

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LOL you're so jealous you'll never even be considered. It's embarrassing dude. You probably can't even do a single chin-up.

Get over it dude.

The world needs goo-goo baby bitches too. Not everyone can be great.
Thank you kindly for not even considering me for you asss grabbing, GAF "club". Run along youngin, grown folks are talking. And as a friendly reminder, EAD.
 
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Very surprised this thread is stiill up. It's obviosly clown trolliing but some could see it as an attempt to lure people to a spot.
 

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I can see it now. Cops roll up to that parking lot after receiving a call.

Officer: "Hey, can I talk to you for minute? I noticed all of the loose/cutoff sweats etc. and stretching exercises. Is this like one of those flash mob performances? Like maybe an abbreviated version of Flashdance or something? I mean, just based on the costumes. In an case, you all would require a permit for that."
 
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Very surprised this thread is stiill up. It's obviosly clown trolliing but some could see it as an attempt to lure people to a spot.

This dude wants to show up tonight sooo badly. I mean, I get it, being a part of a group where you feel like you truly belong is a special feeling. All the Bad Boys would speak to that. It's why we're such a tight-knit group and have lasted as long as we have.

But our group isn't for you. Maybe you should scan Facebook for some Arn Anderson Chest Hair Lovers group or something.
 

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Thank you kindly for not even considering me for you asss grabbing, GAF "club". Run along youngin, grown folks are talking. And as a friendly reminder, EAD.

Look saggy titty goo goo man-baby, I've been at the gym all day today getting ready for tonight, and now I'm currently listening to an Andrew Huberman podcast while planning some details of the after party (it's going to be a LONG night, but a lot of great memories will be made). I ain't got time for your obsession with me and the rest of the Bad Boys. Drop the jealousy and move on. You're not cut out for me and my crew.
 

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This dude wants to show up tonight sooo badly. I mean, I get it, being a part of a group where you feel like you truly belong is a special feeling. All the Bad Boys would speak to that. It's why we're such a tight-knit group and have lasted as long as we have.

But our group isn't for you. Maybe you should scan Facebook for some Arn Anderson Chest Hair Lovers group or something.
You do understand that every single person that's posted here knows, without any doubt, that you don't have a single friend in the world. This is some sad sack stuff, man. Suck in that gut and make something of yourself.