Game Haiku

ubercat

Senior
Dec 9, 2005
4,680
698
113
Afternoon tailgate
Cicadas singing our song
Fight for VictoreeEEEeeeEEEEeee…
 

Alvious

Senior
Sep 6, 2010
2,724
482
83
Unlike the famous
San Dimas high school football
The Cats do not rule
 

stpaulcat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
35,565
1,059
113
A slow Haiku day
Not much yardage on the ground
Need more Saturday.
 

Alaskawildkat

Senior
Dec 28, 2005
20,861
640
113
Cats undefeated

In games not played at 11:00

Record stays perfect


 

AstroCat

Freshman
Sep 17, 2002
5,315
58
48
fans revel in doom
a jubilee of rancor
social media at its best


surviving hard times
alcohol mixed with humor
a cure for most ills
 

DaCat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
25,964
2,537
113
Was Neb a mirage
As they say: Reel Fanz Wont Moar!
Just beat Miami
 

CatManTrue

All-American
Oct 4, 2008
16,851
5,805
97
This season sucks bad.
Offense, defense, special teams,
All look like hog ****.

(sorry for the late entry @ubercat )
 
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