Game Haiku

ubercat

Senior
Dec 9, 2005
4,514
417
83
Afternoon tailgate
Cicadas singing our song
Fight for VictoreeEEEeeeEEEEeee…
 

Alvious

Junior
Sep 6, 2010
2,591
321
83
Unlike the famous
San Dimas high school football
The Cats do not rule
 

Alaskawildkat

Senior
Dec 28, 2005
20,759
487
83
Cats undefeated

In games not played at 11:00

Record stays perfect


 

AstroCat

Redshirt
Sep 17, 2002
5,304
30
48
fans revel in doom
a jubilee of rancor
social media at its best


surviving hard times
alcohol mixed with humor
a cure for most ills
 

DaCat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
24,962
1,346
113
Was Neb a mirage
As they say: Reel Fanz Wont Moar!
Just beat Miami
 

CatManTrue

All-American
Oct 4, 2008
15,805
5,249
97
This season sucks bad.
Offense, defense, special teams,
All look like hog ****.

(sorry for the late entry @ubercat )