Game of War commercials

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Originally posted by meeksfor3:

You were looking at her back?
There is the **** pic where Verlander goes all Cy Young on her back. Some dudes are into watching that.
 

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I rewind that commercial everytime I see it. I didn't realize that was Kate Upton.
 

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Originally posted by Pope John Wall II:
Originally posted by Robcatt24:

I'm assuming you guys have seen the nude pics of Kate Upton?
Most underwhelming of all time. She has a horrendous body shape.


What's wrong with her body shape?
 

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Guy claiming horrible body shape must be into fat chicks. Her body is the envy of 95% of women on Earth. She's not an anorexic stick, but yet she is a super model. Her body is fine by me.
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Agree with previous comments, her body in the commercials is off the charts, but voice is such a turnoff. Like she is a lifetime 2-pack-a-day-smoker.

And all I know is that her hocking this videogame has been in HEAVY rotation of sports programming since the friggin college football bowl games 3 months ago - hope her agent did the deal right, she ought to be receving tens of millions for as much as this company is using her image, and her alone to sell the product.
 

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Originally posted by JasonSpear:

Plenty of chicks out there with cute faces and big tits that have better bodies and less annoying voices.
If that were true then she would not be as big of a star as what she is. It isn't like she has to have any talent...just look good in front of the camera...why are there not more of her shape/size in modeling then?
 
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Originally posted by JasonSpear:
change the channel every time it comes on. She's annoying and her box figure makes her look like Kesha with big knockers at the beach.
Sooooooo, you're sayin' you don't wanna be her hero?
 

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Originally posted by JasonSpear:

Originally posted by UPSCat4080:

If that were true then she would not be as big of a star as what she is.
false. Cult following and group think.

Just like The Big Lebowski isn't really that great a movie and Elvira wasn't really that hot in the 70s.
Just like JIF is better than Skippy, like Ernie loves cookies more than Bert loves pigeons, Kias are better cars than 1980 Saabs, and Girl Scout cookies are better than Keeblers mainly because little girls tried to bake in a tree and found out that hot ovens and trees don't mix.
 

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I'm sure that all you guys knocking on her have something much better than her at home or a girlfriend that is...PLEASE STOP
 
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This sounds crazy, but it is pretty true. From behind she has a really strange shape from the middle of her back (no taper) to her butt (flat as a pancake). There are thousands of women that weigh less -or more- who have a more appealing form. Front side is upper 99th percentile though. With women it is a package deal.

Not hatin' at all...those commercials have me hypnotized properly EVERY time they come on.
 

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There is a jiggle in that commercial that takes me straight back to the days of Three's Company, Charlie's Angels, Wonder Woman, and strange sensations in my Superman underoos.


I like it.
 

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Originally posted by JasonSpear:

Originally posted by UPSCat4080:

If that were true then she would not be as big of a star as what she is.
false. Cult following and group think.

Just like The Big Lebowski isn't really that great a movie and Elvira wasn't really that hot in the 70s.
Step away from the crack man. Next you will be saying "what you talking about willis" wasnt that great a catch phrase and the Kurt Thomas was just an "ok" gymnast.
 
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I got stuff to do. Go to the Google Images and figure it out for yourself.

First, try this search term:
"Kate Upton runway back"

Then go to TheChive.com and check out any of their photo galleries titled "Find Her". These are random selfies of non-celebrity attractiveness.

I can't be responsible for your entire education. Do the research and return with some perspective. Kate Upton is knock-out gorgeous but she isn't Kentucky BBall gorgeous. She is top 2 percentile.
 

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Wow, you sure did a lot of work for somebody who's "got stuff to do."
And what exactly is Kentucky BBall gorgeous?
I agree she is knock-out gorgeous tho.....
 

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Originally posted by Chuckinden:

Originally posted by Pope John Wall II:
Originally posted by Robcatt24:

I'm assuming you guys have seen the nude pics of Kate Upton?
Most underwhelming of all time. She has a horrendous body shape.


What's wrong with her body shape?
Well, we should begin without using professionally photoshopped images to get a more realistic "point-of-view" so to speak.

Here's a shot of Kate without the wonders of image-editing software, and here's a shot of an individual who could play her body-double based on her torso proportions.



80% of co-eds on UK's campus are hotter than Kate Upton. Seriously.

And before any mods get banhappy, I'm not posting anything that hasn't been seen in a photoshoot, and I've censored what was banworthy.
 

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I'm surprised you can identify which parts to black out. But I'm sure they're knocking' down your door for some of your sweet manly lovin'...NOT
 

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Originally posted by JasonSpear:


Originally posted by DAM:

And what exactly is Kentucky BBall gorgeous?
Adriana Lima
Alessandra Ambrosio
Candica Swanepoel
Irina Shayk
Charlie Riina

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Kate Upton.

UK, overall #1 seed every year good vs. Gonzaga good.


This post was edited on 4/2 4:53 PM by JasonSpear
Adriana Lima--- A++ latin hotness that Upton doesn't compare with
Alessandra Ambrosio--- B range looks like the hot mom
Candica Swanepoel--- B+ better than Allessandra, but skin and bones....not every guys dream
Irina Shayk---B...not every brown skinned bikini model with big lips is hot
Charlie Riina---B in my book. How can you say Upton is just another big breasted blonde when this girl is on your list? Does she even take her sunglasses off enough to know what she looks like lol?

The only girl on your list IMO that is UK Basketball is Adriana Lima. The rest are...ehh. Would I? In a heart beat lol, but the thing that draws most people to Kate Upton is not about her face being prettier than the any other girl or her body being toned as every other bikini model, but the fact that she seems as "real" as it gets with those types. Kate Upton is naturally beautiful without all of the skin and bones, razor sharp cheeks or ours of makeup. Some guys like that and some guys don't.
 

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Originally posted by JasonSpear:


Originally posted by UPSCat4080:

but the thing that draws most people to Kate Upton is not about her face being prettier than the any other girl or her body being toned as every other bikini model.
What is honestly funny about what was said? A lot of these models run around in size 0 weighing in the double digits. I am by no means into "fat chicks", but color me unimpressed when I go to grab ahold of a girls hips and my hand is holding all bone.

My statement was aimed at why regular everyday women/men gravitate towards Kate Upton...it is her natural self. Not fake as most are in the world of modeling. Same reason why people gravitate towards Jennifer Lawrence because she seems like a normal everyday chick....who is worth millions lol.
 
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I MEAN JESUS PEOPLE UNLESS YOU'RE A GD BADGER-LOVIN', SMART-PHONE GAME HATIN' IDIOT WHO'S INTO CROSS-EYED, NIPPLE-LESS FREAKS IS IT EVEN TOUCHING CLOSE?

 

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Originally posted by maverick1:
I MEAN JESUS PEOPLE UNLESS YOU'RE A GD BADGER-LOVIN', SMART-PHONE GAME HATIN' IDIOT WHO'S INTO CROSS-EYED, NIPPLE-LESS FREAKS IS IT EVEN TOUCHING CLOSE?

Uh, can I sample both, just to make sure?