Gamecock casket?.......

[Gamecockox]

My wife asked me when i died did i want a Gamecock casket....

I said "no!" "When im dead, i will be rid of the curse of being a Gamecock fan!"

 

[Sparklecity]

I actually read an obituary one time that said he wanted the Gamecock football team to be pallbearers so they could let him down one last time. Seriously

 

[Legal_fowl]

Being a Gamecock fan is the hardest job in the world and it pays a pittance.