Maybe MSU found a doppelgänger for Jones.
And you set him and his doppelgänger parents to Oxford while you hid the real Jones and family away from us. It's genius. I will say that as of late, the Gene's Page crew has been wrong at every turn on this one.
My guess is Yancy gets his information directly from a staff member, and I will bet they know if they had Jones in Oxford or not. The circus and soap opera with the Scout sites is high entertainment though.