Getting away with a crime

Spica Orbit

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Since I live in Kentucky, I'd like to cross into Tennessee & buy some illegal fireworks. But if I lived in Tennessee, I'd cross into Kentucky & buy some illegal fireworks.....

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bigbluefattycat

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Speeding.

Stealing 50 billion dollars from Jeff Bezos.

I would like to torture a certain person and cut at least one of their kidneys out. Or what Mav said.


Carry an ice cream cone in my back pocket.


Travel across every state line with 25,000 pounds of marijuana in my possession.

I'd have to think about it but it would have to be something good that doesn't make me want to kill myself in guilt and regret

i've got away with lots of crimes. is it still a crime if you don't get caught?

Pee off my porch.

force Mila Kunis to be my sex slave

I plead the fifth.

Wait for this crime to happen and then steal everything you had. I'd have the couple million plus 20 bucks.

Cut the tag off a mattress.

burp without saying "excuse me"

My crime would involve me disregarding females and acquiring currency.

Infecting liberals with a deadly and painful disease that only they could get.

Stealing. The Presiden'ts. Rubies.

Nuke at least 100 countries

 

AFKY_Blue_RedsBengals

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What I would like to get away with:


Beating the **** out of everyone who has ever pissed me off.




What I have gotten away with:


As a child I got away with throwing a huge rock and busting the glass out of the door to my neighbor's garage. The place was a wreck and never found out it was me. Never felt bad either because they hurt my dog when I was a kid. Also, gotten away with pissing in public. I posted in another thread I almost got in trouble for it though on the WK Parkway the day Cal was hired. A Kentucky State Trooper pulled up behind me in the act and I told him I was checking my tires. Don't think he really bought it but nothing came of it.
 
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Spanish Radio

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Running interference in my black Trans Am for an illegal load of alcohol from Texarkana, Texas to Atlanta, Georgia.
 

wildcatwelder_rivals

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Without question, it would have been killing my ex. She flat *** ruined us/me, financially, (it was my $$ to begin with). For one entire night I sat up trying to think of ways I could kill her, hide the body, and not go to prison for it. Around dawn I regained my senses, realized I would of course be the prime suspect , and most importantly, I'd never see my son again.

While the intense hatred for her and what she did, (on top of everything else, she also drained our kid's college fund.....*****), if someone told me that, even now, if I could kill her and not go to prison, I'd have to seriously think on it.

If not that, then it would be to rob a loaded bank vault. ( I need the $$$....see above^^^).
 

fuzz77

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What about traveler's cheques?

(Are those still a thing? My grandpa used to swear by them)
Haha...my first job out of college (early 80's) the company would hand out a stack of traveler's checks to pay expenses on business trips. Made 3 or 4 trips before they switched us over to company issued Amex cards.