Infecting liberals with a deadly and painful disease that only they could get.
“If you have hate in your heart let it out.”Infecting liberals with a deadly and painful disease that only they could get.
Stealing. The Presiden'ts. Rubies.If you could get away with one crime in your lifetime, what would it be?
Speeding.
Stealing 50 billion dollars from Jeff Bezos.
I would like to torture a certain person and cut at least one of their kidneys out. Or what Mav said.
Carry an ice cream cone in my back pocket.
murder
Travel across every state line with 25,000 pounds of marijuana in my possession.
I'd have to think about it but it would have to be something good that doesn't make me want to kill myself in guilt and regret
i've got away with lots of crimes. is it still a crime if you don't get caught?
Pee off my porch.
force Mila Kunis to be my sex slave
I plead the fifth.
Wait for this crime to happen and then steal everything you had. I'd have the couple million plus 20 bucks.
Cut the tag off a mattress.
burp without saying "excuse me"
My crime would involve me disregarding females and acquiring currency.
Infecting liberals with a deadly and painful disease that only they could get.
Stealing. The Presiden'ts. Rubies.
Nuke at least 100 countries
If you could get away with one crime in your lifetime, what would it be?
Laundering.....and not of the clothes variety
Tighty whities.Laundry, Dude. The whites.
For one entire night I sat up trying to think of ways I could kill her, hide the body, and not go to prison for it.
Haha...my first job out of college (early 80's) the company would hand out a stack of traveler's checks to pay expenses on business trips. Made 3 or 4 trips before they switched us over to company issued Amex cards.What about traveler's cheques?
(Are those still a thing? My grandpa used to swear by them)