Giant chrome balls get covered up!!

Stansfield

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I was driving to West Point today and as I was passing by the Pony I looked over to see if I could get a glimpse of nipple or something through the doors. I immediately noticed that the giant chrome horse out front was wearing a pink thong covering up his enormous package. 17 it if this is wienerschnitzel.
 

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</td> <td class="topictitle" id="MS_52920897"> <span class="actionlinks">Nominate | Report</span> <p class="topicdate">Posted: Today 6:05 AM</p> <h4>Two latest Starkville controversies </h4> _________________________________________________ <div class="messagebody"> 1. Revoking the "resort" status of the Highlands ( golf course now closed). Means loss of beer license for the new Cowbells Sports Bar. Expect litigation on this one.
The Oktibbeha supervisors voted 4-1 for revocation at urging of "Sheriff-for-life"
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2. The great "horse genitals" controversy. The Pony Club on 45 at Mayhew has erected a giant silver rearing horse statue in front of the club. It is clearly a male horse. It is now been fitted with a G-string as result of complaints by "concerned" parents and others. I would think that the club owner is enjoying the publicity. </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>

(i don't know what to think about this response:)

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The genitals fitted on the horse are not horse genitals. They are a perfect large scale replica of full human male genitals.

This can do nothing but bring bad things to our community.

I drove by the other day and was very upset as to the in your face porno attitude of that kind of statue being placed where it was placed. </div> </td> </tr> </tbody> </table>
 

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Who in the hell sees a statue of a horse, notices some junk dangling there and then decides to 'inspect further'? Sounds like whoever is so concerned about this is over compensating for some deep-seeded and unnatural desires...
 

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(even if it's a dude posting, just bear with me)
"I was so disturbed, I pulled over for a close inspection, and after much, much contemplation; I must say, that set is a perfect replica.
Now I'm engorged with fury, and tumescent with rage."
 

Stansfield

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The horse is about twenty feet tall and the package was clearly visible from the highway. I knew it would cause controversy as did the owners I'm sure. Rumor is that it cost $100,000.
 

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When I went to MSU the only thing on the way to West Point was the woodpile, an old shack where you could buy bourbon guaranteed to be cut.